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Was hoping for Hibs away on a Saturday for a wee away day piss up in Edinburgh, an easy wee 1hr train ride through. A trek to Aberdeen or Dingwall with f**k all at stake doesn't hold the same appeal.

Blueberry far out Melon-ing the other four.

Nail on head. All of the above.

Have we had a centre half who fires in a few 25 yard rockets a season since the days of big Softy? Can't really think.

Why not just let them have a decider on the last day.? They can't help themselves with the bigoted shite, so pre-warn them that any carry on will result in them being jettisoned from the league. Let them batter fk out each other, with the police and army on standby with water cannons and rubber bullets to sort it all out, then perma-ban the loathsome cnuts when it's all over. An unsavoury, yet guaranteed way to get the result the rest of us all want. A man can but dream...

Aye, we can't have a rough, bobbly pitch acting as a leveller and potentially playing any part in Rangers dropping any more points. Imagine a dodgy bounce deceiving Butland late in the game to hand the Dee's a late winner? I suspect the league will shite it and bow to their 'strong representations' no matter if the pitch edges towards playable or not.

In the main, Blaney looks like a perfectly adequate Premiership defender but, like all the others, there are moments where he leaves me feeling very nervous. I'd agree with you that as both he and Casey look likely to be here next season, it'd be a good idea to rum with them as a pair for the remaining games to see what sort of partnership they can forge.

If you travel by train with any regularity you'll notice its a very common occurrence to see carriages locked out of use. Rather than being a fault with the train itself, 9 times out of 10 you'll find it's simply that some steamer has spewed in it and it's a health hazard. At least you got it up before boarding lol.

Aye, passengers definitely aren't the only clatty bassas on trains, just no need. A wee bit of respect and consideration for your colleagues surely isn't much to ask. Obviously not a railway specific complaint, I've come across instances of smelly b*****dness in most previous jobs as well. You find these fcuckers in almost all walks of life.

Walking through trains when stabling them at the end of the night (especially at weekends, obvs), it is honestly incredible the nick they are routinely left in, it really would blow your mind. There's no excuse, some people really are just animals.

Not a great watch, due in the main to the shitey conditions. Left just as we were making the double sub in 89th min to beat the congestion at the temp lights on Windmillhill St as I never saw us getting back into, and with a draw being no use to either side. Therefore obviously missed Blaney's goal and the sitter Shaw passed up. What did the useless p***k do this time?

The video interview in that article is class. Three minutes of the torn faced auld boot wittering on and whingeing. Yir man tries to pipe up twice, and on both occasions she just talks over him and he sits there mute like a man defeated after 50 years of it. A shadow of the man he might once have been, ashamed of what he'd become. By the end he looks as though he'd be delighted to give in and let them build the extension, on the proviso that they put him out his misery first and just bury him under the fucker.

I'm just an ordinary, everyday moron really.

If you're in a round of mainly couples and one or two singles, surely the right thing to do is fire up a kitty, with the singletons contributing half the amount of the couples? Same applies if you're going to be visiting multiple hostelries/have wildly varying round prices. Kitty up at the start and replenish as required as the night goes on and no-one should really get stung. That's what us sensible and civilised folk in Lanarkshire do anyway.

Incredible that it's still a possibility.

9 points and 20 goals better off than County in 11th, I'm calling us safe lads.

Virgin Internet has been gubbed in our area for about a week, meaning any of their customers who subscribe to illicit sports streaming services that were hoping to watch the 3 o'clock kick offs through said service today is unable to do so, or so I've heard. I'd be pretty raging if it was me....

Assuming gender? A modern minefield so it is.

Nae bother SOD.

Watched a documentary about him the other night and, as you say, it just seems bizarre that no-one seems to have been able to discern any backstory about him whatsoever prior to him rocking up in Inverness in his late teens/early 20's. I mean, a fairly high profile case in the media both here and abroad given the mad attempt at faking his own death in America etc, and not a single person from his earlier life has been found or come forward to say they lived near him, went to school with him etc? OK, he's not exactly the type of person you'd want to be associated with given he's a beasty, rapey bassa, but there's usually always someone looking to get their face in front of a camera for their couple of minutes of fame. Very, very strange.

Cheers lads, updated both browser and theme (it was on P&B 2021 default - dark, apparently). Now a lovely Claret and Amber background and 'tearing' free.

Being an old cnut, technology isn't my strong point. Got a new phone the other day and when I'm scrolling this forums on this site the topics seem to stick/repeat themselves and kinda overwrite the next on the list (sew below). Is there a setting I can change to rectify this? Most other sites I've uses seem OK.

VAR as it was originally pitched/intended should have been a positive addition to the game. A quick check against any clear and obvious infringement missed by the on field ref. If you're scrutinising for eons and over analysing, you're doing it wrong. As it is being implemented in reality, you have incompetent fools sitting in a room miles away picking to death, for instance, possible miniscule contraventions of a ludicrous handball rule and then awarding the most baffling and infuriating decisions. You could have a one armed centre half, and they'd still find a way to award a penalty for the ball striking the stump where his limb used to be. It's as much the operators making a cnut of it as it is the system itself. It's taking away so much from the enjoyment and flow of the match day experience and, more importantly, often negatively impacting the outcome of games. Get It To Fcuk.

I know it's considered an affluent area and fleecing tourists obviously comes into the equation too, but that entire price list is fucking ludicrous. I don't consider myself tight by any manner of means and paying over the odds in more upmarket establishments is pretty much expected, but purely as a point of principle there's no chance I would pay the cnuts that. I don't drink either of them myself, but the best part of 7 quid for a bottle of Corona and nearer 8 for the alcoholic ginger beer that they'll be lucky to have laid out much more than a quid each to buy in should see their licence removed ffs. Fucking crooks.

They could have hours of fun pretending they're the Chuckle Brothers, throwing them to each other and shouting "TOYO", "to me", "TOYO", "to me". Sorry. Not sorry.