Ira Gaines

When people in wrestling describe Orton, it's hard to argue against the reasons they appreciate him so much. I don't enjoy him anywhere near as much as I enjoy Omega, but it's clear that Orton has nailed down so much of what he's supposed to do. And despite his profile being higher than ever, I probably enjoy Omega less now than I ever have.

I'd already heard most of the stuff, but the Hawk/Scorpio stuff was fun. Especially the way Scorpio talks. He was a great guy to get on there.

HB is a Tory in denial.

Surely only a matter of time. There's a John Wick 4 that's almost completely uncast at this point, as well as The Continental which I'm assuming will be almost all new characters, outside of Lance Reddick of course.

It's always absolute brain donors that use it too. So it's not really a surprise to see an Alba supporter use it.

Rodgers makes a c**t of it again then.

"There's no chance" Literally nobody knows that. Not even them.

Filthy Tory c***s are the only ones bothered as far as I can see. Good. Their misery sustains me.

Big Dave getting to show pretty much all of his acting prowess in Army of the Dead made me happy. He's probably the best actor to come from wrestling in my lifetime. Most of them seem to kind of settle into one groove, but Bautista is very much capable of anything and is a genuinely great actor. The movie gets 8/10 from me btw. I like it's wee plays on the Romero movies and Snyder's self awareness on his own tropes.

I felt sorry for the UK guy. The song was not bad. c**t couldn't sing though. Major chuffed for Italy. Probably my favourite winner since I started being an avid watcher.

Bulgaria is very decent, but it kinda feels it needs something more.

That Russian woman in the portaloo looked like a non-makeup Marilyn Manson.

f**k up you.

I've seen less fire in a 2 hour Rammstein show.

Actually a decent nu metal song here.

Okay, f**k it. I'm going all in. I enjoyed that.

This is definitely in that bracket of "songs that I should hate but don't".

Called it.

I mean... this isn't terrible or anything. It's fine.

"Longest note ever heard in Eurovision." I bet it's no Bill Withers though.

Spain with a side of meh.

Is that the video from The Ring in the background?

"Dags. D'ye like dags."

That pyro... why?

My leg appears to be moving involuntarily. What the f**k?