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Apparently Man Utd won today.

I'm not sure how this works but I think only the gay dogs and cats go to Rainbow Bridge. Otherwise it would be just weird.

I'm finding that the phrase "Lest we Forget" is making me grind my teeth. Yeah, because if you and 6 million other people hadn't taken the time to post pictures of the event unfolding, I would have had NO idea that today was the anniversary. Just f**k off.

The speculation is that it was due to him being passed over as David Letterman's replacement but he insists he never wanted that job anyway. The official line is simply that he was tired and just fancied doing something else. Certainly, the few times I was up late enough to check out 'The Late, Late Show' in the later years, it appeared he was just dialing it in. Painfully unfunny. He's lined up to host some crappy looking game show soon.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple Pretty much sums it up. It doesn't cover the compulsion all iPhone users appear to share which is the incessant need to brag about how fucking great their phones are compared to those used by anyone not part of the cult. I swear, some of my co-workers must be on commission.

Interesting sub-title on BBC fitba's home page. "Liverpool are drawn against holders Real Madrid as Manchester City get a tough draw in the Champions League" While Citeh's draw against Bayern Munich is undoubtedly tough, I wouldn't say Liverpool's was exactly easy by comparison. http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/

Had a similar deal with a reclining arm chair. It had tab ends down the side of the cushions. Feck knows what the wifey would've considered 'dirty'.* * Teeing it up for any P&B'er who wants to take a shot at that one.

That might explain why I can't get my sock drawer closed.

If they really were invisible, you'd lose them every time you took them off.

I have to say, I admire that. Far more that the aforementioned scrotes painted grey and standing still. ETA: And don't get me started on fucking mimes.

I just got a picture of a poppy along with the obligatory "99% won't share it, be in the 1%, show respect" pigshit qualifier. It's a link to 'Britain First's Facebook page. End of Facebook friendship. End of real life friendship. Just f**k off.

I met someone called Jeremy today and he was genuinely likeable This has left me feeling shaken and more than a little disturbed. The world makes a little less sense now.

+ a couple of million

Actor, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Although I may have a proper reason in that he always looks like such a smug canute.

Logged in earlier and was met by a photo of some bint's wean's skin ailment. In close up. Who the f**k wants to look at that shit? And why?

When I first moved here I was asked, in all seriousness, where I learned to speak English. Then I was given the added compliment of being told I spoke it quite well. Which I was never told when I lived in Britain.

B.B. King - The thrill is gone.

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I’m a RACIST for criticizing Obama No, you’re a RACIST for using racist epithets when describing him. And because you think "Muslim" is an insult I’m a TERRORIST because I want to protect my 2nd Amendment rights No, you’re a TERRORIST because you don’t care how many innocent Americans are murdered as long as you don’t have to give up your toys. Toys which the 2nd Amendment does 'not' give you rights to own. I’m a TEABAGGER for supporting the Constitution No, you’re a TEABAGGER for thinking Constitution should be applied selectively I’m a NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT because I speak my mind No, you’re a NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT because you regurgitate whatever you hear on Fox News, no matter the damage they’re doing to this country. I’m a TROUBLEMAKER for asking unanswered questions No, you’re a TROUBLEMAKER for denouncing anyone who asked those same questions when a Republican was in the White House then suddenly claiming outrage once the Democrat didn’t immediately reverse the policies you once supported. I’m a BIRTHER because I dare question the documentation of the President. No, you’re a BIRTHER because despite the President’s documentation having been verified ad nauseum; you still keep trying to manufacture a scandal where none exists. I’m a TRAITOR for exposing the corruption in my government. No, you’re a TRAITOR for supporting people who would rather see America fail than this administration succeed. You didn't have any problem with corruption when Bush was in office. I’m a CONSPIRACY THEORIST for presenting documented facts No, you’re a CONSPIRACY THEORIST for believing anything you’re told, no matter how ridiculous or unsubstantiated, just as long as it makes Obama look bad. I’m ANTI-AMERICAN for not towing the party line No, you’re ANTI-AMERICAN for supporting initiatives which contradict everything America is supposed to stand for. I’m a WAR MONGER because I support the troops No, you’re a WAR MONGER for supporting a President who sent the troops into a pointless and unwinnable war which cost thousands of them their lives. I’m a GREEDY CAPITALIST because I believe I am entitled to what I earned. No, you’re a GREEDY CAPITALIST because you’re believe you’re entitled to everything the people of this country have given you, while insisting you shouldn’t have to contribute a damn thing. See above re “Supporting the troops”. Where do you think the money comes from to fund the wars you love? Guilty as charged, and proud of it! So what? You’re a hypocritical moron, that’s what.

We're in the USA but that doesn't diminish the fuckwittery.

He got back last night and must have stopped at a pub on the way home from the airport. You know, so he could order a Guinness, post a picture of it and tell us how shit it tastes compared to what he's been used to.

A lad on mine is on a business trip to Ireland at the moment. After about 30 photos, I've learned that one pint of Guinness looks pretty much like any other pint of Guinness.

Where in Arizona did you live BFTD? I served a 9 year sentence in Phoenix. It was common there to see driver's eyes get really big at the shock of finding a pedestrian in a pedestrian crossing.

Run the fuckers over. It's the only way they'll learn. Except if it's me. I do it sometimes.

Yes it is. I laughed too.

Adding my agreeance. We played it with a group of friends last new years. It's a long time since I coffed beer out my nose but I did it that night.