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About IainMorton

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  • Birthday 17/08/1982

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  1. Things you want to share with P&B

    Someone I know just shared a post on Facebook, their Spanish friend has a German Shepherd that has gone missing in Malaga and is asking for help to find it. The first comment is “shared, North Tyneside”. Of course the dog is going to fucking end up there.
  2. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Mouth breathers. Mouth breathers chewing gum.
  3. Just changed the name of my iPod to ‘Titanic’. It’s still syncing.
  4. Pish Adverts

    Chris "Acca-boosty" f**k right off.
  5. Europa League 2018-2019

    Got a quid on Fred to score any time at 25/1
  6. Makes perfect business sense. Build a stadium that isn’t easy to get to and use your own bus company to charge fans even more money to get there.
  7. Did you know that listening to Queen can cause autism? This is due to the high Mercury content.
  8. F1 2019

    Will be difficult to tell apart when the Williams is being lapped...
  9. Relegation Royal Rumble

    This. Can’t really see where our next win is coming from.
  10. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    Has Rio Ferdinand drawn his beard on with a felt tip pen?
  11. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    Especially the big chap right at the front hurling abuse with his phone out videoing all of it
  12. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    Looks like he has already been cleared out TBH.
  13. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    How shit is Sanchez? I’ve never seen a player so ineffective before (that doesn’t play for Morton).
  14. Things you want to share with P&B

    Isn’t that the Erskine Bridge?