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Cream egg brownies, never eaten one myself as they look horrifically sweet but some like them so I make them.

Even I gave up with that. First season was immense though.

When you love them you've just tae put up with their shite.

There was lots of sex, like lots and lots. I am but a Man.

Decaf coffee, every night before bed. I'm old and have my routines.

My wife has been nipping my head because the new and final season of Young Sheldon is out but only in the US like I'm somehow in charge of scheduling. I needed some peace so I downloaded an app so she could watch it and she got me to search (she can't work the app) for The Conners which is a Rosanne spin off and the latest season of Mamma June reality show. So she's buzzing and watched loads of Young Sheldon. I got home from work last night and she's no happy because it's not working. So I check and other things are working just not Young Sheldon so I investigate further and the episode she's trying to watch aired in the US like an hour previous (again I believe this was my fault) On top of this she won't let me show her how to fix it if it doesn't work because she just doesn't understand technical things and I now have to watch some God awful TV. Really, Mamma June is horrendous.

It's gonna lift a lot of stress from everyone

Basically once she starts she can't stop. It goes food, water, bile, brown stuff. It knocks the shit out of her and she needs medical intervention to stop. There's no known cause and we just kinda have to wait and hope she grows out of it. Our doctor is looking into us getting the medicine and some training to administer it. Can't say I'm looking forward to it but it'll make the incidents stop at the first vomit which will be awesome.

Just trying things out. However I do like bite into the burger rather than burger flavoured mush.

Disappeared down a bit of a rabbit hole on TikTok today when I scrolled onto a video of a woman going bite for bite with her husband eating their dinner. Turns out it's a trend and v funny.

Our 9yo suffers from cyclical vomiting syndrome and every few months she'll vomit (always at night) then can't stop by herself. It happened Monday past and the at half ten at night and we phoned NHS 24 right away and they were saying to us it would be a 4am appointment in Dundee (I'm in Brechin) or wait longer for a home visit. So we settled in for a long night planning to leave at 3am for kingscross. With the wee one exhausted and bringing up brown sludge the phone went just before 2am. The doctor got through the other calls earlier than expected so was on his way and she had her anti sickness jab by 3am and we all got to bed. The Doctor said they were mental busy with the usual weekend build up being exasperated by the bank holiday. It was the same Doctor we saw in September when it happened last. He asked how we felt about administering the medication ourselves. I didn't know we could have it and give our bairn an injection but he said we could just ask our GP and then there'd be no more late night drives to Dundee. Gonna take care of it soon.

First try at wrapping up my burger like this. Only issue was the water pissing out of the tomato all over the shop (and from the fantastically juicy burger). Would still prefer a roll but OK for a big lad trying no to be a big lad.

Daddy's broon and balsamic

Thought about selling my comic books on Facebook. Didn't go well.

Couple of my standard breakfasts. French omelette, bacon and sourdough toast. Smashed avocado with Paprika and Cianne pepper on toasted sourdough topped with an egg.

https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1769258117353619788?t=7-Xx2QYLrRUfVeCtFd1AdA&s=19 Think what's most wild about this story is the response from the woman's Lawyers after being called out which is in the tweet below this one. Just stop digging.

Well that was a brutal 90+ minutes of fitba. We were just never at the races today and spent too much time lobbing balls forward to the efficient Annan back line who love to foul and head fitbas. They went ahead with a good goal which we never looked like replying to however this didn't stop Annan wasting time all through the second half which the ref finally had enough of in the 94th minute and forced a card from him. The officiating was as brutal as our play today and some of the decisions left you wondering if it was some kind of YouTube prank where 4 lads buy themselves sfa blazers and blag their way onto the pitch. In the end it was a point that felt like three and put me home happier that I would've expected. Special mention to Paul Watson in his testimonial year who bust a gut trying to get the team going. Wish we had him for a few more years but unfortunately he old Second half was delayed when Alex Balfour apparently dislocated an ankle at half time on the pitch. The ambulance arrived as we were leaving the ground at full time.

See just while we're sticking the boot intae Cove. £3.30 for a pie and in what kinda bizarro world does a sausage roll cost the same as a steak pie! Huve tae phone the bank on Monday tae discuss remortgaging the hoose.

I never have a dig at fans who actually go to games. I've stood at the beach end at Links Park with one other guy watching Montrose getting humped for the umpteenth game in a row. And yes it's shit. Cove though seem to have something else going on entirely from that though where existing and potential fans are being sadly let down by a club that's being run purely as a corporate entity. You have to ask how sustainable that particular model is.

It Was my first trip to the Balmoral today and I'd have to agree about off the pitch. The ground itself had the look of a well run non league side that had built a stand and got a plastic pitch with lottery money. Deviod of atmosphere and shelter from the rain. I went today last minute when plans fell through so had to go to the ticket office to be told it was advance sales only and it was well advertised while he sold me a ticket. No ball boys/girls and a generator that kept packing in powering the pie shop. Would you believe they had one wooden teaspoon and the lassie said there was no stirrers for the hot drinks. Spoke to a fellow Montrose fan who said he couldn't get a ticket for his elderly dad to sit in the stand because Cove use all the seats for corporate guests. Feels like they need to build a club and a fan base and let the success on the pitch come. They seem to have completely forgotten about the fans. Oil companies filling the corporate every week isn't a fan base.

Heard today that Brechin have a new investor looking to bung a chunk of cash in the pot. Anyone heard the same?

Haven't read the whole thread just wanted to reply to this. My first wife and I went to marriage counselling through the Cab when things weren't going well. Talking to each other with someone there makes a huge difference. Actually saying out loud what's going on in a setting where you don't start shouting and storming out is very cathartic. Our marriage broke down a few years later however I still think talking in a controlled environment gave us those extra years. Basically we'd become too much Mum and Dad and not enough husband and wife.