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Cream egg brownies, never eaten one myself as they look horrifically sweet but some like them so I make them.

Even I gave up with that. First season was immense though.

When you love them you've just tae put up with their shite.

There was lots of sex, like lots and lots. I am but a Man.

Decaf coffee, every night before bed. I'm old and have my routines.

My wife has been nipping my head because the new and final season of Young Sheldon is out but only in the US like I'm somehow in charge of scheduling. I needed some peace so I downloaded an app so she could watch it and she got me to search (she can't work the app) for The Conners which is a Rosanne spin off and the latest season of Mamma June reality show. So she's buzzing and watched loads of Young Sheldon. I got home from work last night and she's no happy because it's not working. So I check and other things are working just not Young Sheldon so I investigate further and the episode she's trying to watch aired in the US like an hour previous (again I believe this was my fault) On top of this she won't let me show her how to fix it if it doesn't work because she just doesn't understand technical things and I now have to watch some God awful TV. Really, Mamma June is horrendous.

It's gonna lift a lot of stress from everyone

Basically once she starts she can't stop. It goes food, water, bile, brown stuff. It knocks the shit out of her and she needs medical intervention to stop. There's no known cause and we just kinda have to wait and hope she grows out of it. Our doctor is looking into us getting the medicine and some training to administer it. Can't say I'm looking forward to it but it'll make the incidents stop at the first vomit which will be awesome.

Just trying things out. However I do like bite into the burger rather than burger flavoured mush.

Disappeared down a bit of a rabbit hole on TikTok today when I scrolled onto a video of a woman going bite for bite with her husband eating their dinner. Turns out it's a trend and v funny.

Our 9yo suffers from cyclical vomiting syndrome and every few months she'll vomit (always at night) then can't stop by herself. It happened Monday past and the at half ten at night and we phoned NHS 24 right away and they were saying to us it would be a 4am appointment in Dundee (I'm in Brechin) or wait longer for a home visit. So we settled in for a long night planning to leave at 3am for kingscross. With the wee one exhausted and bringing up brown sludge the phone went just before 2am. The doctor got through the other calls earlier than expected so was on his way and she had her anti sickness jab by 3am and we all got to bed. The Doctor said they were mental busy with the usual weekend build up being exasperated by the bank holiday. It was the same Doctor we saw in September when it happened last. He asked how we felt about administering the medication ourselves. I didn't know we could have it and give our bairn an injection but he said we could just ask our GP and then there'd be no more late night drives to Dundee. Gonna take care of it soon.

First try at wrapping up my burger like this. Only issue was the water pissing out of the tomato all over the shop (and from the fantastically juicy burger). Would still prefer a roll but OK for a big lad trying no to be a big lad.

Daddy's broon and balsamic

Thought about selling my comic books on Facebook. Didn't go well.