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Theatom

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  1. Thought it was a penalty until I heard Michael Stewart agreeing with me so I must have got it wrong
  2. It annoyed me that Taylor was sent of with no intention to foul involved yet Starfelt fouls in the box for the penalty and isn’t even booked.
  3. Reminds me… What part of a woman’s body is the ‘now’ Heard a song on the radio ‘I wonder who’s kissing her now’
  4. A guy goes to Doc’s with sore big toe. Doc says you’ve got chlamydia. Guy asks if that’s unusual Doc says “ That’s nothing- had a girl in here this morning with athletes fanny”
  5. How’s this for dytedness - in a magazine today I put two fingers on a picture to try and zoom in.
  6. Oldie but always worth a re-telling… Nine Wells maternity and the couple have a new baby boy. Wifey -’what should we call him’ Hubby ‘Nathan’ Wifey ‘Naw! We need to call him somethin’”
  7. He was my all time favourite at Love Street …wish he had stuck it out at Liverpool - would have been a sensation in that league Thanks wee man.
  8. I think only the top threshold has changed - the £43,622 figure being quoted is the break even point - below this your tax bill stays the same above this the new 42% and 47% rares will make your bill higher than previous.
  9. Agreed, and what I normally do on that stretch but others fill the empty lane - what I’m suggesting is hatch the lane between the two slips thus forcing everyone to be that good driver and use the other two lanes - it’s a short slip and uphill so it eases the problem.
  10. Hate that junction too - always felt the inside lane could be “hatched” from previous off slip so that through traffic used middle and outside lanes leaving inside lane clear for joining traffic.
  11. She also asked. “…..but who do you really support”
  12. I think it’s close to 30% Saints and 70% Sydney calculated over last two years
  13. A skeleton went into a pub and asked for a pint of lager and a mop.
  14. I’ve noticed this about a lot of throw-ins from all teams the last couple of years - it’s as though the referees have been instructed to ignore them unless absolutely blatant
  15. I crossed a turkey with an octopus so everyone could get a leg….…. ……never able to catch it
  16. Where did the find two minutes extra time anyway.
  17. My grandfather invented a great fitness diet. He was awarded the Nobelly prize.
  18. The magic of a spreadsheet and tax allowance thresholds from .gov site. I am assuming same trigger points will remain. Interestingly for England the new 19% yields a saving of £377 for everone who earns more than £50,270 then it’s only if you earn more than £150K with abolition of 45% that you start saving big. My workings were done quite quickly - hope I’ve no made a baws of any of them.
  19. The reality is, would it be worth moving for the meagre tax savings. For example if you earn £50K pa, tax saving if you live in England would be approx £180 £100K per year would save £2500 - Only when you get up at the £500K per annum earnings would significant savings around £24,000 make you consider it - but even then house prices would probably swallow that up on your move.
  20. The budget gives the example 25yo on £25K an extra £124 per year - what should he do with it (apart from reduce his energy deficit)
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