Crùbag

Best time was after Hearts beat Sevco to the Championship a few years ago. Treated a huge French metalfest to some Scottish culture. From 2.30 mins on. You'd never see the Proclaimers to this...

No, Anti-Pasti took that biscuit. Liked Exploited as a young lad, I have to admit.

Wattie Buchan. Saw him first on TOTP when I was a lad. Offside looks correctly sadly...

Punk was too loud for the Hibees. All their bohos were into avant-garde jazz or something.

Kids do it all the time. I'd ask you to try it right now but it's probably now advisable after a bottle of wine and a few cans.

Not gonna defend the current handball rules but it is possible to jump without flinging your arms out wide.

Yes! Red card to Celtic and a pen against them in one game? When did that last happen?

Apparently the BBC showed the challenge on Forrest when highlighting the penalty award.

It was similar to the pen Haring gave you when we were 1-0 up. A slight shirt pull and Goldson (IIRC) goes down like he's been shot. Ultimately, Haring was to blame though. As to that challenge, if I were to do that to you while moving - barged you with my hip - you'd go down too. Agree that Vargas has that in his game and it's ugly. He's got a long way to go before garnering the rep that Boyle has.

Clear pens for me. Both. Miller takes Forrest out then Fish literall barges Vargas out of the way with his arse. Of course Vargas is gonna make a meal out of it but if Fish doesnt arse him away from the ball, ref books Vargas for diving. Dry yer eyes.

At least Warnock brought a touch of 'glamour' to our dreich game. Heard he'll be back home for Mothers Day.

All those Irish immigrants cheating Bournemouth B...

Well, that was shoight. Naismith failed with his set-up and lack of subs tonight. Hibs should have gubbed us. Thank fck for their agricultural defenders. Still 21 points behind us - and all because of Clancy.

Hibees here trying to make out they're 21 points behind us because of dodgy refs/ SFA masons/ VAR...

You'll be livid at Boyle's antics then.

Just seen replays of the penalty incidents. Miller clearly takes out Forrest. Fish is then sleeping and doesn't even see Vargas coming for the ball. Clearly takes Vargas out with his hip. Soft pens have been given all season against most of us. You just cannae do that and hope to get away with it.

Leith Green has been spotted outside Robbie's Bar.

I know. I'm not sure how the name Kevin Gerrard Clancy screams Brit/ Orangeman to anyone.

Imagine thinking that Fish and Miller are players.

Heh! You think someone with a surname like Clancy is an Orangie?! He's probably more of a Fxnian than I am.

Miller and Fish are a comedy act. Hibs one-nil and cruising and they both give penalty calls with seconds of each other. Miller's was the worse one. Incredible play on was allowed. Fish then slapped Vargas with his fat tail. Vargas made a meal of it, but I've seen softer ones given.

Hibs' neds now bombarding their own goalie with detritus.

Both these challenges were awful. First one was worse IMHO.

Right, let's do this.