And Lo, it came to pass that the Lord looked down and saw that the money lenders had ravaged the Land of Blue and rendered it incapable of its only purpose on earth.
And the masses cried out and said, "why hast thou forsaken us Oh Lord, for are we not thy chosen people?"
And the Lord replied that they had sorely vexed him by using false prophets and charlatans and generally had been a right royal pain by laying waste the towns and villages of the land for years. They had also indulged in the sin of gluttony by grabbing all the TV rights.
Then the masses cried out "whitaboot the other lot from the Land of Green"
And the Lord said "for future reference, my decisions are final"