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ardeerultra

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  1. There is more chance of getting through one of those self service machines in the super market with a weeks worth of shopping without getting the “unexpected item in bagging” not coming on, than Darvel have of promotion!


    I feel embarrassed after reading that...what a gimp
  2. Darvel are delighted to announce the appointment of Chris strain senior assisted by John Mccoll , they bring a wealth of experience to the club having won everything in the game apart from the Scottish cup so maybe this is the year, we wish them well 


    Guys tried and tested, Good appointment


  3. We had injuries and players missing yesterday but still managed to get the victory Mr Legend. It’s about team spirit and team character that sees you through. Money doesn’t buy that sir. Maybe you should stop flinging money at some has been players and concentrate on building a good team.


    Well seen you come out the woodwork when Whitletts start winning AV.

  4. I quite like the legends posts if I’m being honest, I get him. He’s passionate about his club and doesn’t give a f**k what other people think. End of the day if you take what he says to heart then back to the kitchen for you sweetheart. I think Darvel will come good. I also hope Whitletts continue playing well to. I like both of them and it fills me with joy both teams don’t like each other 🤣

  5. Hi guys .... not long after posting on this thread last night I received a PM with a cryptic message 
    I did respond immediately to the person for an explanation but he/she??? haven’t  responded which I find strange
    can anyone on here break this down for me? I’m normally pretty good at these but this one has me stumped
    I received the following: Cbx Ceb
    Any ideas?


    Aye it says your a Fanny
  6. Hope u get there mate , we 4 seasons ago had two men and a dog watching , but we have worked hard to try n get people to come and watch  us but we are getting there slowly but surely 


    I mind that mate, I used to call the Dug all the fleabags under the sun [emoji2]
  7. Aw the best to Darvel, I work alongside one of your committee men and he was telling me of the work that Is actually being done.

    My opinion certainly changed when hearing of your fundraising and what you guys are doing with extending your facilities and stuff.

    I can be a p***k but I’m an honest p***k. Good effort

  8. I highly doubt they are moving to Vics for money. Will be to play at a higher league and to test themselves against teams from a higher division 



    Aye That May be true to play at a higher level and test themselves against teams from a higher division but happily took £40 a week to finish 2nd bottom in the ADL and not even kick a ball for a season

    Best of luck to them.
  9. What are the 'rules' regarding an assist in football? Stephen Nzonzi got credited with an assist today for Bojan's goal. Bojan took possession of the ball in his own half, had 6 touches then took the shot. Surely giving an assist is a pisstake?!

    An assist for me would be setting someone up and them taking a touch and scoreing. F**king mental some of the so called assist giving.

    Official (a cany sleep btw)

    In association football, an assist is a contribution by a player which helps to score a goal. Statistics for assists made by players may be kept officially by the organisers of a competition, or unofficially by, for example, journalists or organisers of fantasy football competitions. Recording assists is not part of the official Laws of the Game and the criteria for an assist to be awarded may vary. Record of assists was virtually not kept at all until the end of the 20th century, although reports of matches commonly described a player as having "made" one or more goals. Since the 1990s, some leagues have kept official record of assists and based awards on them.

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