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I figured Eastern Europe because the only time an American would have ever heard ‘serpentine’ would be Axl Rose talking about his cock in Welcome To The Jungle.

That's the bit I don't like, because it's so steep and the climb is so long it feels like the start of a roller-coaster before the big drop.

Aye. And TIL - I just google imaged ‘massive bridge Tampa’ and got jt off that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_Skyway_Bridge

There's one outside Tampa that I absolutely detest. Made worse by having to do it once in a massive thunderstorm. This cunto

It just seems a weird one, given that from what I can see, he's very much in danger of losing his own seat. If that happens, he gets emptied as a very much bigger beast than he warrants, and those of us of a certain age will remember the hilarity and GIRFUYs of Portillo going. Is the thinking that they know they're whipped and ridding the Party of the most obvious helmets stands them in better stead for next time round by being able to say they've 'changed' (although no doubt Truss will still be on the back benches rictus grinning at whatever happens to be in her field of vision)? Or maybe he's pissed Sunak off and Rishi wants to stick a bit more humiliation on him before he buggers back off to California to lounge by a swimming pool full of his wife's money?

You’d think after 30p Lee they’d try and get someone - anyone - who’s less of a fanny to replace him as Deputy Chair. Nope.

It's not all that knob, but good David Squires today and the Barton panel did make me giggle - https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2024/mar/26/david-squires-on-england-flag-furore-kit-collar-woke-things-destroying-football

Those should be kept on the person in case of bumping into Nigel Farage.

Looks like it’s a date

Think about ‘arse to mouth’ but in a way that isn’t Joey Barton’s thought processes.

Putin would say he’d shot 17 and Trump would just stand around looking sheepish.

Three dogs on a shirt Working out logistics Rashford sclaffs a pen Arseholes go ballistic

10 points to the first PnB’er who manages to get a sickie on Monday under the same excuse.

That’s a lovely image but both ‘light’ and ‘twilight’ rhyme with shite, so I don’t think you’ve successfully changed the subject unfortunately mate.

My stream’s 90 seconds behind you so at least I know it’s not getting any worse in that period, thanks mate.

Plan B is for American abortions rather than defensive ones.

Souttar for Tierney illustrates perfectly how much we need Tierney not to get hurt between now and June

‘While Mr Monster no longer resides in the Glasgow South seat, he is very keen to take on the other candidates in friendly debate at a location in the constituency. Specifically Ruel Street’.

If the England vs France game had been 20 years earlier there’d definitely have been a godawful BBC Scotland sketch show doing a gag with Harry Kane’s penalty landing and knocking Rosie Kane out of a tree in Pollok Park.

See also the Muricans that are jumping up and down that Taylor Swift is destroying the NFL that they don’t watch because Colin Kaepernick. I’m not one for conspiracy theories but if you told me that both governments had lied about taking lead out of the water system and simply trousered the cash earmarked for the pipe replacements, it’d make a lot of sense to me.

If it’s the same as they do for basketball jerseys it’ll be higher grade material and a more athletic cut, which means the top seller will likely be 4XL rather than the normal 2XL.