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  1. Mine's Canadian and he's the stereotypical Canadian lovely bloke. Keeps a nice back garden, gives the kids half a ton of sweeties each on Halloween, gets a bit overexcited about hockey. Even owning an Audi Q5 doesn't make him a c**t, which is kinda terrifying TBH.
  2. Would methadone be free in the States tho? I’d imagine you’d at least have a co-pay for the script.
  3. You’ve played right into the hands of that diver who got done for molesting a dolphin here.
  4. Jake the dog and Poops the human.
  5. Off Color’s rather excellent Oktoberfest. I’d love to talk about the dark caramel color and smooth head but I’ve kinda fucked that. Sorry.
  6. I went to Tacocat by myself last year because I found out there were still tickets on the day of the show. I’m old as f**k tho, so it was just a case of me standing up the back rather than me and the wife standing up the back.
  7. Not for me, she blocked me on Twitter for calling her an attention seeking arsepiece after she wrote that ‘If I was old I’d be happy to Covid and not hurt the economy’ piece in whatever fascist shitrag pays for her droolings.
  8. He might have but just didn’t fancy the kicking he’d have got from asking your maw.
  9. Kinda moved past that and into the step-Maw with her head stuck in the washing machine these days. I’m glad mine’s top loading.
  10. I’m out! And if I’d looked at the weather beforehand I’d have probably made my excuses, so might be a lesson in doing rather than overthinking.
  11. Can be. On an easier to notice (because you're not relying on a specific event or trigger) level, it's lack of interest in things you'd normally like. I'm not the best at the moment, and I *know* going out cycling will help; the fresh air, the vitamin D from the sunshine, the endorphins when you come back in, possibly a beer in the shower if I know I don't have to drive later on. All of it's great. Didn't manage to get out all weekend and then had to force myself out today. Glad I went now, trying to bookmark that feeling for tomorrow.
  12. Is the Chicago box just for subscribers mate? I’d love to get that for my old boy - he hasn’t made it across since Covid hit but I can’t see it anywhere on site.
  13. Maybe not the most salacious headline, but the accused’s name ties it up quite nicely
  14. I did to a discord server and it wasn’t although it was removed and the mod called me a manky b*****d, which is fair.
  15. My bird’s from Fife, all I needed to do was have most of my own teeth.
  16. A fiver that means at least one of them will make a racist joke about Govanhill. ETA - or possibly seriously think he's in Govanhill.
  17. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/09/confused-anti-vaccine-protesters-storm-bbc-hq-years-after-moved-out
  18. My old boy’s been enjoying that. Props to whoever put up the link to the Lidl beer fest thingy.
  19. It’s on Halsted and Diversey-ish - it’s a 5 minute hoof from Diversey brown line station. And aye, she bought it in a yuppie neighborhood after an acupuncture session, I’m sure it would’ve been a couple of bucks cheaper from a place in Humboldt Park with bars on the windows and a Western Union sign.
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