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Girona 3-0 up against Alaves and taking the piss now, flicking it around like 1970's Brazil. Can they keep this form going deep into the season?

I just realised yesterday that all 12 of Rovers' league wins this season have been by a single goal, with 5 of them being last minute winners. You will not find a better example of the old football cliché about 'turning draws into wins'. We can only hope it isn't sustainable, and that our own form is just a blip. I'm not too confident about the second part tbh.

If it wasn't at our expense I'd be delighted to see Rovers doing well. Is this a mid-season wobble for us or have the wheels come off? We've been unconvincing to say the least for a good few weeks now. Sack the board etc.

Another unfortunate accident. The most moral army in the world just can't catch a break.

I was about to comment, then realised I'd just be repeating myself from 4 years ago. They got a 99th-minute winner back then. Could Even-Sleepier Joe do it again?

From the top 20 by population I've never been to: East Kilbride Hamilton Cumbernauld Kilmarnock Coatbridge Greenock Airdrie Also the wee corner of Scotland between Ullapool and Thurso but that will be rectified shortly.

My mum's cat is sporting a magnificent winter coat. We're thinking he may need sheared for next Spring.

That's by appointment only now too So I'm told.

Has anyone else noticed that people have stopped using question marks. Why do they do this. It's really annoying to read, isn't it.

More than a PTTGOYN, but in the absence of a Ridiculous Things That Have You Seething thread - unnecessary 'traffic calming' measures. The worst examples being where they've built the pavement out into one lane, usually on the way in or out of a town/village, presumably just to annoy everyone by making them queue at busy times. Who thought forced queuing was a calming measure? Also the small speed bumps, which vans and trucks can straddle without slowing down while smaller cars need to slow to a crawl while still destroying their suspension in the process. Not to mention the road surface on the far side of the humps being ripped up by the impact of all the traffic bouncing over them. Raging.

I still can't imagine that even the Democrats would be stupid enough to stick with Biden.

What kind of lunatic "strongly supports" closing restaurants and confining people to their homes nearly 4 years on?

Girona go ahead again. I've watched a few of their games lately and they play some great entertaining stuff.

Always like Slovakia's effort.

Newcastle have been appalling. One of the most negative and lethargic displays I've seen. I don't think even Spurs could Spurs this.

It's absolutely bloody terrifying is what it is.

Ayew was a victim of that non-existent, unwritten rule which states that a player on a yellow card will receive another for his next foul. Commentators seem to fall for this every time, when a player commits a nothing infringement and they're all "oh and he's already been booked!!!!11!".

Conversely, as the years have gone by, my dwindling footballing abilities are directly proportional to the amount of hair on my head. Requires further study I think.

Deserving of an Alan Pardew style 8-year contract extension, imo.

Hopefully Ten Fraud gives us all a laugh and uses this as an excuse after another banter performance.

Aye, it's basically made from the same stuff. I'd also hate to see what happens in a collision with pedestrians. Over 3 tons and sharp angles like that would be messy.

Tesla has finally released the Cybertruck in the US. It's fair to say that when they arrive over here the biggest c**ts on the road will be queuing up to buy one. Would any P&Bers be seen dead in one of these monstrosities?

Stating the obvious I know, but this Rangers team has an unbelievable amount of utter garbage in it. You just know nothing will happen when it's played up to the forwards as the quality is honking.