The Ginger Prince

Mallan slipping in free kicks like that all season is going to be sumptuous. Ryan Porteous absolutely bitching Sammon & Main all afternoon was gorgeous. Martin Boyle running c***s ragged down that right hand side. I feel a title challenge coming.

Second son born & the Hibs qualify for the next round. Some fucking day lads.

TGP son #2 delivered safely this morning, how she managed it I’ll never know, truly a miracle. I’m as happy as a pig in shite [emoji1]

I’m a bit bored of the McGeouch thing now tbh. We’re back at pre season training and technically as he’s still under contract he should be there. Seasons been finished for over a month now, either he stays or he goes it’s doing my head in either way we need to start getting players in as Allan doesn’t look like he’s coming back either.

You and those bubblegum daiquiris ffs, what a day that was. I’m sure TGIG and Hendo were there that day as well and with each daiquiri you had (pretty sure you put away 8 within 2.5 hrs) we could sense you were getting close to calling him out on the zx600s. That was the thing about us though mate, have an argument bang sort it out then that’s it. Do you not mind that time we started dashing outside the 4IH (Four in hand) about whether Chic Charnley should’ve been in the Scotland squad? The things we used to get heated about

I know mate, I don’t usually like mixing our real life with online personas but I had to comment on that, absolutely beautiful and what a chat we had last night. The OB have spent years chasing us buddy, but funny you mention Aitch Bee (or HB as we call him in the firm). Hibees Bounce was literally what he done. Bouncing on c***s screaming HIBEES at the top of his lungs. Our motto was always ‘never do someone on the deck’ but you know what he was like mate, when the adrenaline started flowing he was like a caged tiger unleashed on a gazelle ha ha.

I’m tearing up here, Dom. Even though it was me that said that to you, seeing it written like that is.. just.. wow.

This post was going so well until you added Ozturk at the end tbqhwy.

It’s not their academy nor their facilities. It’s rented off of Heriot Watt university.

Awwww that’s my favourite part as well [emoji17]

Sunderland are absolutely fucked. Jack Ross is playing a real life version of football manager and showing a real lack of scouting network down there by going for either a player he’s managed or someone who he knows from Scottish football. They could potentially be lining up with Josh Magennis & Gavin Reilly as a front 2 ffs Would lose a bit of respect for McGeouch if he went there, he’s so much better than that but it’s becoming more apparent that maybe he hasn’t been linked with the clubs he thought he would.

Couldn’t get into saves to jumped into my old Hibs save. Had won the betfred cup & Scottish cup both seasons running, finishing narrowly behind Celtic in the league both seasons. Went on a mammoth run from January onwards winning every single game to win the league with ease. Easily beat Apoel in the champions league play off to make the groups. Group stage draw - Barcelona, Juventus, Bayer Leverkusen, Hibernian Jamie MacLaren is an absolute fucking goal machine in it, won the European golden boot last season and I worked out he’s scored something ridiculous like 161 goals in 148 games. Cannot sell anyone for toffee though. Jack Hendry is somehow valued at £8.5m and I got offered £325k off of Portsmouth for him Oh and despite winning betfred cup x2, scottish cup x3 and now winning the league I’m still only favoured personnel.

Similar look to the one from 02/03 ish? Sure you were sponsored by ‘all sports’ at the time.

Someone should change the title to ‘Aberdeen British Tour’ amirite? Absolute shan draw for you lot tbh.