PWL

Normally I'd be tutting under my breath about parasitic ambulance chasers. However, in this case, GIRFU them.

But don't pray too much. I've got her in the Deadpool.

Weird timing. Surely tomorrow would have been a bit more diplomatic given the performance?

Said exact thing to my son. It's like had given up competing in midfield and just accepted the onslaught. We've got away with it a few times but I'd rather we competed further up the pitch.

Darvel goalie is my daughter's maths teacher. She's supposed to have him second period tomorrow. Can't see him being sobered up by then.

Game off

That's where the folks with a decent knowledge of the US rap scene can score big. Barely a month goes by without someone getting shot. All in their 20s too so good base points.

Yup. And Meghan incase the Matrix goes tit for tat.

Miguel should set up one of those Buy Me A Coffee accounts to compensate for all the hassle. Has there ever been such a rush of late scoring?!

Could the old Nazi not held on another 18 hours? Selfish git.

I certainly thought that was the busiest the home section had been all season. I'd expected the crowd to have nudged to close to 1,000 at the time. However, it's also dependent on away support which we don't really see. This tweet shows a pretty sparse EF following.

Tate definitely now a decent outsider for the Deadpool 2023.

Though not specifically a mince pie, I've been going through a box of these a day since Christmas morning. Pure artery clogging festive deliciousness.

Death Pool virgin for 2023 and looks like I'm going to suffer a premature mortification with Pope Benedict. Just hang on a few more days Your Holiness.

I'm 2003 joiner but a touch late to the party as it wasn't till the August. I frequented the old Rivals Scottish Fitba forum before stumbling across P&B.

A wee discount in Sainsbury this morning for those who partake.

Another birthday celebration this week. Sons Sorrow thread is 10 years old today. Not sure if @bigmacDFC still posts but your thread continues! Been an interesting 10 years. Did Mark McCusker even play anymore than a couple of games for us?

Showing my age here but....

Think we were all shocked at the postponing of Dumbarton v Stenny yesterday but that's a touch extreme... Take care of yourself.

This is the answer. Nips like hell on any broken skin but a couple of days treatment and you are sorted.

Feck sake Slippery. I'd just presumed it had all just gone quiet. Take care of yourself.

It's pointless doing a Twitter search for Dumbarton to see what's going on at the football club. 98% of the posts are mad Americans/GBNews viewers with pet profile pics ranting about the Duke & Duchess of DUMBarton trying 'destroy' the Royal family. Cant decide if they are genuine or bots paid for by the Daily Express/Mail to promote their obsession.