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Cardinal Richelieu last won the day on May 20 2015

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    Longstanton Spice Museum
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    Stranraer

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  1. Cardinal Richelieu
    What a tight arse!
  2. Cardinal Richelieu started following Top 5 ‘football’ bands, Stranraer vs Dumbarton/Dumbarton vs Stranraer and How do you cut pizza?
  3. Cardinal Richelieu
    I'm sure we'd all like to hear what services you provide to Stranraer and its supporters (apart from whinging about the manager of course).
  4. Cardinal Richelieu
    Cardinalrichie 0-1 Eindhovendee While I was concentrating on trying to steal a pawn or two, Eindhoven was very much focused on giving me a good shoeing, which he did with aplomb.
  5. Cardinal Richelieu
    I can't be the only wag who answers the question "How many slices do you want your pizza sliced into?" with "seven". It must be the highlight of my local takeaway's week when I pull out that gag. It's the little things.
  6. Cardinal Richelieu
    9 out of 10. Fireman Sam? Fireman Sham more like.
  7. Cardinal Richelieu
    Oh btw, can I take this opportunity to give a hearty "f**k you" to both Rangers and Celtic for appropriating the songs Penny Arcade and I Just Can't Get Enough respectively. Two fine songs with f**k all to do with football / the respective teams, but I can never put on a jukebox in the pub again lest I'm accused of being a fan of one of the Gruesome Twosome. I appreciate other clubs have adopted songs, but they're generally shite songs (e.g. I'm forever blowing bubbles) or clubs that I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen as a supporter of.
  8. Cardinal Richelieu
    Just to add, Half Man Half Biscuit have done quite a few football songs (they're Tranmere Rovers fans), including The Referee's Alphabet, Even Met with Steel Hearts (Love to see a Dog on the Pitch), Bob Wilson - Anchorman, and my favourite - the rather lesser known Swerving the Checkatrade - a song where he professes to his lover that he'd rather hang about with her than go and watch shite football matches, and contains such classic lines as...
  9. Cardinal Richelieu
    8 out of 10. Like many, Shakespeare and Bulgaria proving to be my downfall.
  10. Cardinal Richelieu
    7/10. That's what I'm Tolkien about. (This pun might have worked better if I got something approaching a full boat).
  11. Cardinal Richelieu
    As predicted, @NotThePars hoovered up my queen and rook and it was all over as a contest.
  12. Cardinal Richelieu
    Ah cheers. Not sure how Frank is dealing with the people who have to resign, but if it means awarding me a victory, it'll mean I've managed to beat one Dunfermline team (my match against NotthePars isn't going well!)
  13. Cardinal Richelieu
    Does anyone know if GParsFan is still playing? Don't even know his P+B username to tag him.
  14. Cardinal Richelieu
    5 out of 10 today. I'm going back to bed.
  15. Cardinal Richelieu
    Definitely the safety battle. Whilst big clearances are impressive, there's no sense of competition. I wouldn't want to watch a 10-0 football match for the same reason.
  16. Cardinal Richelieu
    7 out of 10, but morally an 8 because they've spelled reservoir wrong, and if they'd spelled it correctly I would have got the question right.
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