Slim Charles

On this day: 1996, Gazza scored a sublime hat-trick against Aberdeen to secure 8 in a row, genius.

On this day: 1996, Gazza scored a sublime hat-trick against Aberdeen to secure 8 in a row, genius.

Anyway. How's your sex life?

Top end of the town is seriously lacking in pubs never mind pubs with beer gardens. Tempted to go down the Lizzie or something

Trying to write an essay and being distracted by Bianca Kajlich's cleavage.

Having a wee perv on the Saturdays. Mostly Mollie tbh.

If anyone is up for a wee game of 7s tonight then get yourself to Dalgety Bay for 7pm with £3.50

Why did Steven Naismith cross the road?

will be disappointed to have seen his Partick Thistle suffer relegation from the Scottish Premiership. #FM14

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It's going down, I'm yelling timber!

Brilliant piece of stupidity from my brother in law earlier. "Was Martin Luther King an author ?"

Get this Bomber idiot out of my football club. Now.

This "return to exercise" better last. SWMBO has permitted the purchase of three pairs of trainers, a base layer, gym membership and given me time off my chores. Mind you it hasn't been that dear. a pair of road shoes for a fiver, and two pairs of trail shoes for around £100, and I am below 17st for the first time in about three years.

Saido Berahino: your thoughts please?

Never liked Nickelodeon as a child. An utter load of shite.