Priti priti priti Patel

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha too good not to have its own post. "The truth of it is, I probably only saw him for the dinner party, the walk in the park, and passing... um, in the passage"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000c1j4/newsnight-prince-andrew-the-epstein-scandal-the-newsnight-interview

Gonna have to keep updating this as it goes on so I don't make a million posts. 15:35 "He never said nuffin about it" oh my fuckin jeesus "I became aware of the allegations in 2006. And I then had nothing to do with him until 2010. It was simply a case of, 'youre going through this thing, i cant be seen having anything to do with you'." Maitliss: "He was released in July 2010, by December 2010 you stayed at his house and walked together in Central Park, why?" Andy Paedo: "I went there with the sole intention of saying to him, it wasn't appropriate for us to be seen together". "His house, I would describe it more as a railway station, if you know what I mean?" Maitliss: "A witness described you there getting a foot massage from a young Russian woman, did that happen?" Andy:

Thanks for the tip. This is hilarious viewing. "Just a straightforward... straightforward shooting weekend"

Additionally, as a baby, England's world cup winning captain was named in protest at cuts to policing.

https://www.dng24.co.uk/have-you-got-the-bev-factor/ Pretty sure most folk on here are under the influence of "The Bev Factor".

Aye well maybe if you catered for them properly they would be.

Oooooooffffft. Nooooo. Can we see the replies?

Agreed. The other defender steps across when Muirhead stepped out with Dobbie. But he doesn't come all the way across and cover Murray because we have a man on the LM (can't remember who just know how it looked). That's not Muirhead or the other defender committing an error, it's just an overload, these things happen. Any of four players (including Muirhead) could have dispossessed Dobbie or Murray and didn't. Nothing to do with Muirhead's positioning. imo

But a fantastic tribute to dementors on the right hand side there

Looks like a zombie Fallen

Not too bad https://twitter.com/acciesfc/status/1193163950818500609/

Brilliant. The mascot bowing his head is just a perfect extra touch.

Here's to you, Maurice Robinson

ffs

A wee insight into what our players really think about the pitch: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/dundee-fc/1008775/jordan-marshall-hoping-dundee-can-do-the-double-when-they-head-to-alloa/

They have to pad out the bullshit stories they are putting up. Plus no-one pays for news any more so they can't afford decent folk. A different but related gripe: how much of what's on the news do you really need to know about? It was breaking news the other day that a Russian soldier had shot a number of colleagues at a base in Siberia. Do I need to know that?

A touching, difficult watch about a tragedy that can affect anyone, and is most likely to affect the core demographic of this forum. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0009pzl/disclosure-series-2-5-the-lost-boys Must watch imo.

My RE teacher told us a horse bit his right nipple off.

Surely getting fired.

Well done mate, I think we're all glad to hear you're still sober and doing alright, notwithstanding you feel like shit.

Fixed your spelling but I think it's unlikely.

Not just for use on the moon. One of the significant engineering challenges with going to Mars and the outer solar system (manned or unmanned) is getting enough propellant into orbit. This would potentially avoid that.

Highlights of the Reserve game: