Sergeant Wilson

That wasn't Flynn. That was the previous mob that releived McGuiness of his cash.

I remeber them moving, but I don't remember them having parachutes. Wish I'd been there now. When Clydebank came to Airdrie they just turned up in their cars. No sense of theatre!

I've been thinking that for a wee while now. Maybe Massone is Flynns chosen means of revenge for the lack of appreciation shown to him. Edit. Then add Neil Rankin to the mix. God help yeez! Bill Hunter next?

I've been trying all morning to come up with some witty/facetious comment regarding this. Possibly mocking Livi, certainly mocking The SFL, but I can't. I can't think of many bigger shambles. Scottish football really is special. I know there are plenty of clubs in admin in England, but our organisations, Clubs, SPL, SFL, SFA always seem to be spectacular in their failures. League structure, play offs, TV deals, admin, liquidations, postponements, handling the unexpected (Phil O'Donnell) Fixtures etc etc. If it can go wrong it will go wrong.

The point I was trying to make was that the personnel on The LMC didn't seem that keen to tackle the situation despite having a fairly shrewd idea of what is going on, just as they could have anticipated this cropping up. Where is the harm in being open and saying if scenario a happens we will do this or scenario b we will do that. It might help with the public perception that the whole operation is on a wing and a prayer. The other point was simply that allowing the situation to get to this stage clubs who should have been relgated or did not acieve promotion may benefit from this as they did when Gretna "happened". Lastly regarding QoS employee, I only mentione ***** and his prediction to illustrate that the "facts" were widely known in football circles long before they became public. The reason I asked you to PM was, I think we may have met before and certainly will have mutual acquaintances, I would have "introduced" myself privately, not interested? Suit yourself, but watch you don't fall of that horse, it looks a bit high up there.

Teased a response out of you though, didn''t I. Were you so outraged you couldn't type properly and had to go back to edit it.

Omperazole is good.

Who is on the League Management Comittee? They cannot have failed to have a contingency plan, again. There was no suspicion of what was about to happen. It was a widely known fact they would go bust! Skyline, an employee of your club told me it would happen, he even told me with reasonable accuracy when Mileson would pull out. Before they had even gone up. PM me if you like to discuss. So basically I don't believe they don't know what is going to happen, and possibly that things are being allowed to run there course....vested interests maybe?

I had originally gone about my liver. I asked for something for liver, he gave me an onion.

When I got chemotherapy I asked The Doctor for something to keep my hair in. So he gave me a box.

Thought it was best I stayed away! (for me mostly!) Juniors is the way forward. If I was a club chairman in the lower leagues I would resign from SFL and join up

Love you too Sergeant - I see you seem to have given up on Airdrie - did Section B get you in the end? No, you got to my consience in the end. What is it The Bible say......More joy in heaven.....blah blah. Give me the juniors any day! You'd like it!

Call yourself the UneducatedObserverFromafar then. Don't come on here asking questions about names if you miss out bits in your own. Kingfaethesooth......what are you like? Tell us some stories about Scunthorpe....no, tell the Wimbledon one. I never get fed up listening to that one. I love him, he's great!

James Brown on BBC4 FUCKING GARBAGE. Its going of as soon as I've typed this. People only kid on they like it 'cos it's cool. It really is migraine inducing. Turned it over it Thriller in Manilla now.

In my simpletons view. The directors of a limited company cannot really be touched if it goes belly up, I.E. USC owned by Tom Hunter goes bust owing millions, his liability is LIMITED to that company. None of his other can be touched. I that right.

You're right some of the meetings were shameful, but they got better. Unity was the principle aim and that was largely achieved. We had to prove there was something worth someone investing in. We had to, as we sure as hell weren't going to raise the required cash ourselves. In hindsight Archibald was backed for too long, after it became obvious he wouldn't succeed. (Not all his fault, but he didn't help himself much by pissing the wrong people off) There were hundreds at those meetings and trying to keep order was not easy. Like any football crowd, it wasn't always the majority that made the most noise, but consensus was sought. i.e. To end the boycott during Gemmells time, slightly more voted to stay out, but it would have been impossible to continue with most in and a sizable minority still out. Unity was most important so the boycott was lifted and it still causes arguments to this day.

I was out on my visits in Airdrie one day I saw my mate out on his windae round (He was on the broo, obviously) His young assistant was less familiar with me and paniced at the sight of the man from the social and bolted. My mate was furious and made me help carry his ladder for the rest of the morning. He waited outside when I had to nip in for some official business. I had my briefcase in one hand and his ladder up on the other shoulder and held it for him when he did some upstairs windaes. Same guy also had some money lenders after him and waited in reception while I replaced the giro "he hadn't received" I had to let him out the staff stairs to get a head start on them. I had to lie through my teeth that I didn't know where he had gone. They weren't happy!

Another pal from Hamilton told me this one. The late great Fergie applied for money for a new cooker. A visit was had to be arranged to go to his house. So the poor dick dealing with him arranged an urgent evening visit for that Wednesday night at 7.45.......( (just after KO time for an Accies/Hearts game. I think) "Is this time convenient Mr Russell?" "Stick yer cooker up yer fuckin arse ya w****r"

Aye, what about a hole cut in a supporting wall to put a fish tank in to. I was in a house and the kids were playing with some new puppies. I thought the pups looked a bit lethargic, on closer inspection I saw why. They were deid. Saw 3 dimensional King Billys stuck on a fireside wall. Carved out of industrial thickness polystyrene packaging. My mate visited a new mum, who referred to the baby as Gooey. He asked why he she called the wean Gooey. "Oh I got it out a book" and showed him a Mills and Boon number. The main character was called Guy! I could go on and probably will when I remeber some more.

Worked in the same field for nearly 20 years. Bannisters were always the firsr for firewood. Followwed by alternate stairs and floorboards. In the days of grants rather than loans a guy from Blackhill kept applying for decorating grants due to damp walls. We visited to find he was telling the truth. Water was running down the walls. No other flats seemed troubled with damp. So a visit to the upstairs flat to confirm was arranged. A lovely man conducted a tour of his flat. Living room, My room, kids room, rabbits room, big cupboard..........Wait a minute, rabbits room?.... Aye, where I keep the rabbits. The room was turfed, he watered it regularly to keep it nice for the rabbits Another one along the road kept a donkey in the kitchen.

"My good friends, this is the second time in our history that there has come back from Germany to Downing Street peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts. And now I recommend you to go home and sleep quietly in your beds." Copyright N Chamberlain 1939 I draw your attention to a similar agreement. What could possibly go wrong?

I am pleading typing error rather than spelling. (That's what I get for taking the piss). However, in the spirit of war time comedies. "YOUR NAME SHALL ALSO GO ON ZE LIST."

I am sure your confidante will be delighted that you use your privleged information to tittilate those less ITK than you. Or is he a mole deliberately leaking scoops via you to P n B? The facts are, a blind man running for his life could tell you what is/has happened at Livingston. We could probably run an essay competition, "What will the outcame be?" No more than 100 words.

Me neither, I get exclusive tips on all footballing matters put through my door in the early hours of the morning by a secret agent on bike.

You didn't just read it in the paper then?