Sergeant Wilson

I think we'd all prefer that.

She's reading this, isn't she?

And there you were.

Chilli sauce, mustard?

Fucksake, there's two of them.

Point 1 is more disrespectful than not turning up. Point 2, they can't get one team together, never mind 2.

The player's sexuality is immaterial. What about offence caused to those who heard it, or are now reading it. As above the rule is clear, a straight red, followed by the suspension. What if he'd said "Your just like those diving fucking n.....s in the world cup." if the player wasn't black, is the language not as offensive?

What about this one?

They had two chances and took both to be fair. The football St Rochs played to was as good as I've seen for years, albeit against a poor defence. The new enclosure gives the place a finished look and I was glad it was there today.

9-2 for St Rochs v. Larkhall, should have been more. I'll check my archives tonight, but I think that might be my record score in a single game.

St Rochs 5-1 up against Larkhall at HT. Double figures a strong possibility.

Wrong again Granda. Bespoke, self designed wallpaper is now available. Get the anaglypta down and get with the programme.

I'm sure she dreads it as much as you.

CD? how quaint.