This made me smile. For years George has been calling me John (it's not my name). I got fed up correcting him so I just ended up answering to "John"R.I.P old friend.
To the tune of Postman Pat:
Postman Hugh..Postman Hugh
Shags yer wife and hides in the loo
Early in the morning, when your mans out working
He`ll come round and empty out his sack!