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Chicken Wing

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  1. 2nd  Never seen until a family gathering round about '93. Big rugby cunto. he got shipped back after an altercation between him and my sister (he tried it on) and then slapped her when she told him to f**k off.  
    I gave him a doing in the back garden that he probably still has nightmares about.


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  2. Find myself at EEP as a neutral for the 2nd time this season, must be the Bridies.
    Off to Dundee later tonight but where's good in the town* for a few drinks after the game?
     
    ETA. *City as it is now, I guess.
    Elizabethan, 10 mins walk from the stadium. Unless you go into town then there are plenty of decent boozers - East Port, Commercial Inn, The Old Inn. Others to choose from too
  3. Is Steeplejacks still open? 
    Me and a few others ended up at Montrose after a game against Brechin got postponed in the morning and had an absolute blast. 
     
    Also turned the light off on a very peculiar Montrose fan in the toilet below the main stand, which was hilarious at the time. Actually chuckling thinking about it now. HEEEEEY RAARAARAAAA something something RAAAA
    Banana Sambuca!!!!!
  4. Milk is shite.
    Tastes shite by itself. Ruins a cup of tea or coffee. Ruins chocolate. Ruins cereal. Milky sauces for meals are shite. Milky Bars were shite. The Milk Cup was the worst iteration of the League Cup. Milkshakes are shite. Cheese is the most over-rated thing humans have ever marketed, exacerbated by the modern performative snobby behaviour of faux middle-class wankers who pretend to enjoy its myriad risible incarnations. Even dark hot chocolate pishes all over its contemptible milk alternative.
    Take your milk, and shove it up your fucking arse.
     
    "At or around this time, Spud, Sick Boy and I made a healthy, informed, democratic decision to get back on heroin as soon as possible. It took about 12 hours"

  5. Hey PnB, I'm Piper! I'm 10 weeks old and my dad says my teeth are sharp as anything!!

    Picked this wee one up yesterday! Bundle of energy and bar a few wee accidents seems to be settling in alright. Will no doubt be asking all types of advice going forward!!bd8f185f4be2648023db0ddba2fbb8a8.jpg
    Having had a PnB sabbatical for a good few months, I'd thought I would return with an updated picture of Piper. 8 months old, daft as a brush but the most loving pup! Currently on her first season so hormones are all over the place!4d2462fc449f88ad26d94472c4d9eb8a.jpg
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