Mon Dieu

Our last two squads in the Premiership... September 2014: Ben Williams Sean Murdoch Paul Hanlon James McPake (c) Michael Nelson Jordon Forster Lewis Stevenson Ryan McGivern Alan Maybury Fraser Mullen Owain Tudur Jones Tom Taiwo Scott Robertson Kevin Thomson Alex Harris Liam Craig Paul Cairney Abdellah Zoubir Sam Stanton Danny Handling Paul Heffernan Rowan Vine James Collins Dean Horribine Jason Cummings September 2017: Ofir Marciano Ross Laidlaw Paul Hanlon Liam Fontaine Ryan Porteous Lewis Stevenson Steven Whittaker David Gray (c) Darren McGregor Marvin Bartley John McGinn Vykintas Slivka Scott Martin Fraser Murray Danny Swanson Dylan McGeouch Brandon Barker Anthony Stokes Deivydas Matulevičius Simon Murray Martin Boyle Oli Shaw

Salut! I'm looking for a Scottish Cup winners' thread: any one or two (or three) will do. Feel free to point me in the right direction. Merci, m32s Mon Dieu Deux-Trois

From the m9s to the m32s... ***s are well-known for their ignorant bigotry, but their reanimated corpse of a club has arguably become the most ignominious part of the hordes' hilarity. From their slanderous club statements after the 2016 Scottish Cup Final, to their debut European defeat against some passers-by in Luxembourg... Rangers spent 'The Journey' being mocked, derided and ridden by fans and players alike - only to end it by recommencing their status as the most ridiculous club in world football. This club wouldn't be here if it wasn't for their fans - and the P&B ***s are your archetypal sample of Stranger Dangers 'supporters': there's the drunk, the idiot, the *****, the coward, the bigot, the racist and the grass - add Craig Whyte and you have a grim story about a bad apple with a group of follow followers that can't see the wood for the trees. Without further three-two, I give you the ***s of P&B...

Feed her to Stokesy -

Treble the wages for treble the trophies Treble the debuts for Stokesy the rebel A perfect club club for a rebel rebel Rebel Rebel, you brought us success Rebel Rebel, your hair is a mess Rebel Rebel, trebled your dough Stokesy, I love you so! Stokesy would be proud of dem licks; I'm a real David Zowie. #HibsEveryWeekend

Is that @Law Stud? I may need help with this one as he was before my time. Ask @8MileBU: his mate Tony will have a few ideas. Who?

"Look... People have been saying that I haven't trained and that I have been on the drink all summer... The important thing is that the club know how much effort I have put in. I came to an agreement with the chairman and he has stopped by a few times now, to be sure I'm working hard for my money."

I didn't get a ticket m9

Thank You... for your salty tears inspiring me to create this animated .gif . Thank You... for setting your side up to get dominated in the derby. Thank You... for butchering Hearts as much as Butcher did to Hibs. But above all else, Thank You... for not signing for Hibs when you were linked with the job. Your Hearts are broken... Sorrow... Sorrow...

It would have been impossible to separate the m9s from the bois, so here are the Hibs Boyz: @Alan Stubbs / @SodjesSixteenIncher @The Grass Is Greener. @The Ginger Prince @Dudu Dahan pal @Fraser Fyvie @Dominique Malonga @Zing. @Henderson to deliver ..... @Bambino7 @Dave1875 @HibsFan @Erin Go Bragh @Eoin Doyle @Solitaire ... You know what - it would be much quicker if I just list the posters that aren't in the #FlameGang... @Boostin' Kev @throbber Fin.

David Attenborough once opined about a rare species: the 'grassing rattledsnake'... "Only one of its kind - this creature has found a way to post on an online Scottish football forum in order to blend in with their surroundings - using its own excrement as camouflage, this spineless predator inadvertently reveals itself to the other inhabitants of the forum as something to be avoided." This poster has accumulated so much crap in his time here that it is difficult to decide what incident is the worst... 1 | Reciting the time they kicked over a can of cider and ranted at its homeless consumer, in front of his child? 2 | Claiming to have scooped excrement from their backside, to throw at another person? 3 | Lobbying rival supporters via private messages, in order to get them to issue 'red dots' to a poster (@StandFree03)? 4 | Allegedly contacting @Bobby Skidmarks' employer, to complain about their conduct on an internet forum? 5 | Allegedly contacting posters to shit-stir about other posters' private lives? 6 | Allegedly finding out personal information about posters and posting it to others in private? 7 | Sending himself text messages, pretending to be a 'mate' called Tony, in an attempt to justify the stalking & defaming of the already infamous @Flybhoy? 8 | Replying to EVERYTHING? Despite all of that (and a permanent ban), they continue to smear their posts all over the forum. The epitome of shameless - An Idiot Aboard the good ship P&B, lingering like a bad smell; he's a turd that won't flush; one poo over the cuckoo's nest... It is, of course, none other than @8MileBU.

Grim's polar-opposite: Quality > Quantity Positive > Negative Unlike Grimbo, @chigsy91 didn't outstay his welcome and received rapturous applause for his confession to granslaughter. (The most 'greenied' post of all time.) Cheerio Chigsy - we hardly knew ye.

Grimmy O'Connor / Grimbo / Grim @Spartans Telly / @Grim O'Grady When playing this card: 1 | Game ends. 2 | Everyone loses. ETA: Mon Dieu

Garry O'Cünther / LGüntherBTQ @Johnny Däpp

Grassy O'Connor @Granny Danger

'Happy Anniversary' to this dead thread. This card DOES NOT apply to any of the following posters: @T P @E.T @D 4EVR @I am a chair

@Elixir

FT32

<^Called it. Fontaine should record this as his next Hibs single. It'll be free to order.