Mon Dieu

I'll take you up on the bet; a grand each upfront(Kitty) or transfer money after the outcome(Walter Mitty Kitty)? My money is on it being the latter. I'll bet you a grand that it's the latter. eta: So now we've established that you're on another planet as you use Jupiter's calendar.

This would be the most unlikely and unexpected of cup wins for Hibs and not because of the teams involved; we're more than capable of beating Rangers and Celtc are more than capable of collapsing. - Confidence in the manager has plummeted, as has the confidence in our players. - We have the second-worst form in the Championship: our worst form since relegation. - Performances, tactics, setup & management are at the worst levels since Stubbs became manager. - We barely managed to scrape through a goalless tie against a team in greater turmoil than our own (only because of an anomaly of nature & the laws of physics). - Our only goalscorer, with a lower hit-rate than WeeperDee in a streetfight, has got lost in his own mind and has become a parody of himself. There were some fantastic 'written in the stars' stats given in recent years; if Hibs are going to win the Scottish Cup, it certainly won't be part of the script or 'written in the stars'. Only Hibs could ingrain their nickname into the English language as a synonym for abject failure, before gloriously spanking either arsecheek in the final. Even then, Hibs will somehow manage to have the cup stripped from them in the most indignant fashion after fielding an ineligible Conrad Logan, who tests positive for a gravitational field.

wee davie appears to have mastered the long lost art of self-decapitation. It really is a beautiful thing to behold, though some may wonder whether there was a head in the first place… There certainly wasn't a brain and his mind appears to have been lost for some time now. I'm with wee davie. Heads Off - Bets On - Offer's There - Money's Gone

Feruz has averaged ten minutes of game time for every appearance. He has played one hour of senior football in the Scottish Championship and probably hasn't touched the ball more than three times. Nobody can really answer this as he has barely touched the ball for any senior side. The most significant thing he did on the pitch was failing to acknowledge our 94th minute winner against Queen of The South. Feruz was the epitome of indifference and I would argue that he simply has a poor attitude and is a waster. Now with Anthony Stokes linked with Hibs, I reckon Stubbs has mistaken himself as The C**t Whisperer.

The kick-off was at 19:30 - search engines are your friend! I don't believe there were any games played afterwards. It reportedly taken over an hour just to clear the crowd. --------------------------------------- 1927-28 British Home Championship England 1-5 Scotland This photo of Wembley was taken on 31 March 1928. A crowd of 80,868 watched the 'Wembley Wizards' beat England. Alex Jackson scored a hat-trick. --------------------------------------- 1953-54 British Home Championship Scotland 2-4 England England won the tournament at Hampden Park on 3 April 1954. The attendance was reported as 134,544. Willie Ormond scored a late second for Scotland. Despite the result, Scotland finished second to qualify alongside England for the World Cup. --------------------------------------- 1930 World Cup Final Uruguay 4-2 Argentina Estadio Centenario hosted the first World Cup final on 30 July 1930. The attendance figures vary widely from 68,000 to 93,000; the crowd fluctuated throughout the course of the day. After a dispute over the match ball, Argentina's football was used for the first half. Uruguay subsequently came back from 1-2 down, using their own football in the second half. Héctor Castro single-handedly scored Uruguay's fourth goal - 'El Manco' didn't have a right hand.

1960 European Cup Final Real Madrid 7-3 Eintracht Frankfurt These photos show some great angles of Hampden Park, taken on 18 May 1960. The official attendance was 127,621. Alfredo Di Stéfano scored three goals and Ferenc Puskás scored four.