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Venti

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  1. Romans historically break condemned people's legs when crucified.
  2. 'Good' Friday when the son of god was crucified? Doesn't seem so good to me.
  3. Don't know if its a case of frequency illusion, but it seems like boomer 2.0. Seems like all of my neighbours just got knocked up after covid. Street is like a kindergarten. (It's not a tumour)
  4. Didn't know Kip Dynamite was a Family Guy fan.
  5. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd18ld5233wo 'Gogglebox star' Isnt Gogglebox just cúnts reacting whilst watching TV?
  6. I've retired from Scotland International duty.
  7. People who say the last season of Game of Thrones was shite. The last episode was bad, but they seem to forget the Battle of Winterfell was in that same season.
  8. Pity it wasn't the Moroccan team bus.
  9. Made that reference on the X thread yesterday. Noone got the Point Pleasant reference.
  10. Like Partridge's table at Apache Communications.
  11. Must have T-Rex arms. I'm 6'2" and I can reach a cross bar. I don't consider myself tall.
  12. Gareth Bale, Prince of Wales, Tam Jones, Anthony Hopkins, CZJ, Sir Richard Burton, DAME Shirley Bassey.... can you hear me. Dame Shirley Bassey. Your boys took a HELL of a beating. A HELL of a beating.
  13. Not seen so many bucket hats since Oasis Balloch '96
  14. I just think that the tournament format might be more open & suit us more.
  15. We'll still win the Euros. Friendlies are merely a setback.
  16. Plot twist: We're intentionally being shite to lure Germany into a false sense of security.
  17. That looked sore AF on Robertson. Ankle just bent. Hope its not serious/ligaments.
  18. Were there any Mothman sightings?
  19. Your Halitosis is more terrifying mate.
  20. When you finally re-negotiate your broadband/TV contracts & save yourself money & stress.
  21. I am a man. I have a name. Oswald Cobblepot.
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