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Venti

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  1. 999 operator: "What is the nature of your emergency?" Woman: "Um... you're not going to believe this..."
  2. Sheffield United fans collectively:
  3. "Roll slice & tattie scone." As if I didn't love this guy already.
  4. Should point out Mozza that in my career I've never had a dish come back with a hair complaint. REHIS hygiene is a requirement.
  5. Footage of me going for the morning rolls:
  6. David Martindale is an wee bald ned. Talks nasally like he's on his way to the pharmacy for a fix.
  7. Been spying on me in the shower have ye?
  8. Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-dee If you are wise, we'll beat the Dundee
  9. The new BBQ Quavers>Cheesy.
  10. Don't think someone using "twat" can pull up someone for using "dude"...
  11. Look like mummified ant eaters.
  12. Hard pass from me. Even though she's a ride, even I've got limits.
  13. Funny that dabbing is not just the dance move, but getting wired into drugs. Good one Jamie.
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