Cosmic Joe

Jeez, if I'd known we were including women I'd have had Rose Reilly in the top five

1 Jock Stein 2 Andy Murray 3 Rose Reilly 4 Ken Buchanan 5 Jocky Wilson 6 Kenny Dalglish 7 Alan Wells 8 Denis Law 9 Stephen Hendry 10 Billy McNeill

Except in this case, it is football.

In fairness to Kelly's it's not one of these poncey pretendy Irish pubs. It's just somewhere that local jakies with Irish surnames frequent. I don't mind the place. None of them are in any fit state to take over the post office and declare Lochee a Republic.

He soon wouldn't have his balls. Although I'm admittedly not familiar with the rules of that particular sport

Kelly's. Only the most salubrious of watering holes for me

I have absolutely no idea what you're on about

It's improving year on year. I'm not a Hertz fan, but I watched their team at Bayview a few weeks back and the standard was very good.

On Annual Leave, so nipped into Lochee for a jar. Karaoke in full swing. Monday lunchtime..

Do keep up

Not having that pal. Airdrie fans that I have bumped into over the years have been sound. The guys bringing flags to games are clearly trying make a political statement and are embarrassing themselves. Leave this shite out of lower league fitba..

If I was a Clyde fan I would be keeping shtum for the time being.

Mon the Rise

I actually think Jack is a better player this season. Not as many goals, but a wheen of assists. His head is screwed on. He is a terrific team player these days..

Hmmm. I'm not sure that Stranraer were ever going to be title contenders this season. Aggie's a good lad and a decent coach/ manager and I really hope he will keep you lads up. I think he will.

I have. On numerous occasions since 1984. Most of their fans are decent ordinary supporters.

The number of butchers' aprons around the pitch is embarrassing. Why don't the Airdrie fans chase these fannies?

Just your average Saturday afternoon then

That's pathetic

Good

It was the succession of yellow cards that was utterly baffling.

I can be a bit of a fool at times. This much is true

Why is the dirty get Liam Scullion still playing? Shouldn't he be serving a suspension for gobbing on opposition fans?

Clyde fans are not on the same planet.

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