Cosmic Joe

Aye, that's right I went to school with a Clyde fan

One place up for grabs in SPFL1. Play-offs between the teams finishing 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th in SPFL2. Clyde still relegated.

The best ever minute's silence was at Tynecastle at half-time after the Queen's death was announced. Comedy gold. If anyone could provide a link

There's a Clyde fan on the SPFL2 forum claiming they are staying up

Bang, Bang Derek Lang

They could lose all their remaining games and still win the title

Sometimes I despair about the negativity of some of our fans.

Stenhousemuir had a capitulation to end all capitulations a number of years back. 2006ish? I'm not for a minute suggesting it will happen again, in fact Gary Naysmith is far too shrewd a gaffer. I think the only capitulation to rival it was Raith Rovers in 1980-81.

Just watched the highlights, and the Terrors streets ahead of Raith on the day. The question is, why are they not streets ahead in the table?

It's getting too close to call, but here we go. Brechin City will beat EK in the playoffs. Brechin City will beat Clyde in the final. Anyone else?

Well, I now know the answer. We are motoring on quite nicely down Methil way thank you. I do take an interest in lower division Scottish fitba in general, but your wee radge of a kitman did make enough of a spectacle of himself after our play-off game last season, so I do like to keep tabs on these cretins. Anyhoo, I shall watch your efforts in avoiding the drop with interest.

Why?

Been watching East Fife home and away for over 50 years sunshine, so yes I think I can claim to be an EF fan. And that fat wee excitable mess of a kitman has previous for making an arse of himself. I notice you are all avoiding the question of whether or not he's been emptied.

I wouldn't be surprised if the fat mess was still there

Semi-capable You guys are funny. One week you are destined for relegation, the next week you are dug's baws when you conjure up one win in row. Has that embarrassment of a kitman been emptied yet?

She's got Dickie Davies eyes

This is actually bringing back memories now. The guy in question had autism on quite an extreme scale. He was built like a shithouse door but was completely harmless. He had this thing about shoes when they weren't on someone's feet. They had to be placed together. Anyway, we stayed in this posh part of Bristol and I supported this guy during the day gardening and building fences and teaching him East Fife teams etc. Unfortunately he used to keek into neighbouring houses and see shoes all over the place. At night he would sneak out, break in and try to remedy things. Absolute havoc. It didn't help that he was a person of colour.

He was born near there

Reminds me of the time I rather ill-advisedly attempted to teach a guy with learning disabilities the East Fife Scottish Cup winning team. Not particularly proud of this, although it was years ago. Anyway, we got as far as the first four. "Milton, Laird, Tait, Russell...." "....What comes after Russell?" "Sprouts"

One of the best going off at a tangent posts I've seen in a while. Have a greenie.

Pretty sure Jim Clark has a statue in a wee obscure village near Cupar. Although it might be another racing car driver. One for the Where am I thread I suppose.

Alain Giresse Alexis Dutot Cedric Tuta Stephane Grappelli Edith Piaf

The lads from Kraftwerk

Methil: East Dock Bar Tower Bar Purple Cat Kirkland Bar The Brig