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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
The Evening Telegraph (Late Edition) goes on sale before 8am -
1 Harold Wilson (not a Tory) 2 Jim Callaghan (") 3 Tony Blair - w**k but (") 4 John Major - Tory, but a breath of fresh air after Th*****r 5 Whoever the next non-Tory PM is Gordon Brown is a sleazy, unionist, Linolicking c**t
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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Cosmic Joe replied to Ad Lib's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I'm substantially older than 36 but this wee runt looked about 11. Hopefully he'll mature. Not physically obvs. -
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Tory talk
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Cosmic Joe replied to Ad Lib's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Haha. I'm ten stone soaking wet. The only thing I've got going in my favour is the wee feral kid probably hasn't got a sensible parent to keep him in check. The poor guy. I don't like bullying. -
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Cosmic Joe replied to Ad Lib's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
A gang of lively 11 year olds got on the bus last night. One of them wanted a square go with a chubby kid and gave him a hefty slap in the chops when he refused to take him on then got off the bus. I commended the kid for his stance, only for another wee fanny (smoking an E cigarette I might add) to give me a barrage of cheek, calling me a specky c**t etc. As luck would have it, we got off at the same stop. Going into my house he got his mobile phone out, took my pic and said his dad will kick my c**t in for being a paedophile. If you hear of a house in Lochee getting torched in the next few days pray for CJ. -
Didn't realise the poor lad was also a Carmelite.
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Perhaps another Govan based football club might bite the dust.
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What? On P&B? How very dare you
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Bus stations in particular appear to a magnet for weirdos. Some folk seem to think that hanging around such places makes them irresistible to women. -
They need to bring back Gardyloo rights in Reekie to restore the natural order
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My old man supported Dundee United but I ended up cheering on East Fife. So bollix to that pile of old shite.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
The English gammonati will have been conflicted by this turn of events -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
That was The Archers. They do two episodes back to back these days. -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Cosmic Joe replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Quadruple strength dill -
Wow! I was not expecting 12 Fifers to be in the squad. Perhaps the club are doing something right. Credit where credit is due!
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Can anyone more clever than me work out how many players born in Fife were in the squad yesterday? Quite a few I think.