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Yeah doc, but they're not a bad option if like cracow, you're currently getting your leg over as often as a panda.

She doesn't read P&B then ?

That lassie is cracow's ex's fuckin double ! And what a girl his ex is, pure animal between the sheets, but great at all the domestic tasks. I'm sure she even increased the suction on my old upright .

In your case mate, it would be by lobbing a brick through a window at the nearest psychiatric hospital.

You do know that you answered 'How'd I do', with 'Because you're one yourself ?' eta. Anyway, I have to go, cracow's ex is coming round to do some 'hoovering'

'GuessWhoIAm' eh ? Okay, I'll take a wild swing at it ----- you're a halfwitted amnesiac ! How'd I do ?

It's just banter mate. Your stuff is pretty easy listening so keep at it wee dude.

Yeah, I've heard his 'melodies', he sounds like Joe Pasquale after a visit to the dentist, with just a trace of Tiny Tim in the mix. I'm keen to learn how a tone deaf pensioner could make a musical comparison though .

Careful cracow, there's some sensitive little people on here.

Good try Granny, but Paul Simon sings in tune.

Team : Hibs. Location : Edinburgh/ Aberdeen.

How about 'Walter Mitty' ?

That it's time he blew more hot air into 'her'.

With or without your heels ?

It assuredly does. I had to stand on tip toes to type this reply.