The_Kincardine

It looks OK in my profile but not when I post. I need a new avator. My avators that I can remember include, Struth, Diana, Kate, Her Majesty, Britannia and Churchill. Any suggestions?

Well there's f**k all to do on here apart from bicker or, maybe better, try and bring some levity? Let's face it, we're all marking time until The Kangaroo Court decide how they will mark the last hurrah of the moribund SPL.

Nah no duping. Here's a quick summary of the conversation between Div and I: On 01/02/2013 19:53, Dave MacDonald, Pie and Bovril wrote: I think I have probably deleted it by mistake mate !Sorry ! Let me know how many posts you had and I will put these against your new account and change the name. On 1 Feb 2013, at 20:14, "Alan MacDonald" wrote: Div, don't worry - I'm not that precious. Plus you've many more important things to worry about. I am very happy to be The Kincardine and start afresh - as long as you're OK with me making a joke about it.. On 01/02/2013 21:03, Dave MacDonald, Pie and Bovril wrote: LoL you are the Sevco of P&B ! Cheers and apologies again !

Green, I posted about it over here: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/198327-history-robbing-bassas/?p=7037938 I updated my email address at the same time as the board was going through The Big Upgrade and Div deleted me. He says, In error" He offered to up my post count to my previous level but, hey, who needs baubles and gee-gaws? I know I'm the same poster!

Disability, financial mismanagement and possible murder wrapped up in one JPEG? What dreadful taste. Deserves a Charles by my reckoning.

In truth what I said was a right load of bollocks and was a childish fishing trip. I just wondered if any *****s want to comment on The BRALT rather than go to/watch/listen to theeir game. Credit to the plastics for not taking my childish bait.

Oh FFS. I just had a txt from a friend who does a lot of Fotball PR that Lennon will get his jotters if Celtic don't win this tie over 2 legs. I've known him for 30 years and he's never been wrong yet, 'Off field conduct' is said to be the deciding factor.

Wunf, the biggest thing to stand out on this list is here: • Profit on disposal of intangible assets £5.20m (2011: £3.15m). My biggest intangible asset is that I'm a grumpy, old, ugly curmudgeon.. Can you put me in touch with Celtic's accountant so I can sell that for £5M?

Johnny, I only posted it in reply to your post about: Juventus Football Club's Catholic Deacon Cesare Nosiglia today gave blessing and thanks on training ground of the Rangers , Murray Park , before Juventus trained at the Scotland complex. It wasn't actually meant as a tit-for-tat post but just a light-hearted way of saying, "Who actually gives a f**k?".

Very droll!

It says it on the video title. Proof enough for me.

No problem. He's a Turin Catholic and not a Roman Catholic. The better informed amongst the Celtic faithful appreciate such subtleties:

Oh Ben is fine. he just gets ardent sometimes. Anyway, this is a thread full of seethe and anger. Your comment could apply to many posters. We should find a way to sustain useful debate and move away from petty name-calling.

Dom, an enigmatic post. Those comments could apply to pretty-much every didy who posts on here. Care to be more specific about who you're referring to?

It's the best SPL season in living memory so shut your trap. Nae c**t cares who goes to watch their team so stop bandying attendance figures

Nope. I do not have , "Any figures to suggest that Ragers attendences have been higher than Celtic this season" I never claimed this and I have no idea why you're making an issue of it. This may be boring but, for sake of accuracy, let me state that I have never today compared Celtic;s attendance with Rangers'. Maybe you're so thick that you need that in triplicate. I did say, and will say again, that Celtic's league attendance has fallen off a cliff. Why do idioti like you not allow me to make such a perfectly valid statement without thinking that I am also making reference to Rangers?

Was that incoherent dross directed at me? Am I the 'He' referred to at the start of your ramble? Is this something that Ps and Ds regard as a post far less a riposte?

Whit? Show you figures for snow falling off a dyke? How can I possibly do that? Better that I illustrate it: Snow on a dyke: Snow off a dyke:

OK so this is my 3rd post on the trot and thus makes me a w****r. However, what the f**k is wrong with, "butchers/posties/candlestick makers". Why do diddies use perfectly respectable trades in deprecating terms just because teams in Div 3 use people who also have proper jobs? This is something that just needs a voice of reason. A guy who works his trade during the week and does his training for his 3rd or 4th tier club then turns up for Annan or QP or Montrose on a Saturday/Sunday is worth his weight in gold. Given a choice between a professional footballer like Kyle Lafferty and a brickie I know which I'd choose.

Um wrong. Two linked phrases: "Celtic and attendance" "Snow and dyke"

"A disgrace to the human race". Really? You know what? A comment like that makes The Big Hoose Bear seem cogent, sensible and sophisticated.

I heard from a bloke who used to post on the board before his content was cruelly deleted that if I said this I'd get pelters.Still, as a new boy, I am allowed to be gauche: Football is a spectator sport.

Any truth in the rumour that the Magners sponsorship deal has been outbid by Teflon - on the basis that nothing ever sticks to either of you?

Yup, clearly not in your circles

I have two things that you lack which shows I'm an unreconstructed *** 1, Soap 2, An apostrophe