The Moonster

We're already staying in League 1 Frank, there's no need for us to beg. See you next season.

We handed you you're arse often enough in the Championship before C&G were a thing. How does that leave Raith?

I picked myself up Craig Brittain's glorious number 3 match worn jersey then watched the Sons sword some Fifers in the sun. Stenny and Brechin losing tops off a fine day. Thank f**k that's over.

Actual tears here. And here.

"Hello? Dumbarton? Oh you're safe? Oh hallelujah"

Safety confirmed much more comfortably than I imagined. Dom's goal was just beautiful and I'll miss him when he's gone. Thank f**k we can close this disaster of a season and get started on next season. Huge relief.

Well done the Smokies. Well deserved and I wish you all the best in the Championship.

FTFY Pretty sure it's Peppino.

Really starting to hate the song "Together in Electric Dreams" because of those fucking c***s in that cider advert, which is a shame.

You do realise it's not like those TV shows where the one with the highest votes gets punted, right?

In my heart I'll be cheering for my team, but in my pocket I'll have a betting slip with "FORFAR" and "WIN" written on it.

Out of interest, who did he post as on here?

I've spoken to quite a few who voted for Carswell on the basis that they thought DT would get most of the votes anyway. Those 3 are the only ones who have shown any semblance of consistency so I'll be shocked if anyone else picks up an award.

Fly off the handle Wire in playing illness bingo if you like, I find it quite uncomfortable.