The Moonster

Watch wearers are a touchy bunch. Wear your watches with pride guys, I'm not having a go, just pointing out that watches are no longer an essential item for the every day man.

Sigh. Telling you that you're acting like a stupid old fool doesn't require anyone to be wound up.

Just because people mention things that infuriate them about their parents doesn't mean they are ungrateful for the way they've been brought up or anything their parents have done for them. You can drop the "wise old head that knows better" shtick, you're utterly shite at it.

He's been told numerous times by various members of the family, he just tells people to shut up and I've no idea what is logic is. Shut up Danger, you stupid old fool.

Nah, I have 4-5-1 and 4-2-3-1 formations trained up, but I seem even easier to beat with those. Think I might just be shite at the game.

When my dad is taking pictures, he slides his glasses down his nose and looks over the top of them, then holds the phone higher and further away from himself so he can see the screen. This is instead of actually using his reading glasses to look at the thing from a regular distance and having his neck in a normal position. It should amuse me more than it infuriates me, but I've seen him do it so many times now it makes me want to cave his head in.

I won 8 of my first 13 games as Dumbarton gaffer but I've now gone 3 months without a win and the board have challenged me to win 9 points from the next 5 games to keep my job. I genuinely don't know what I've done wrong. I was playing 4-4-2 and tanning everycunt then I played QoS in the cup, too them to a replay which I lost 4-1 and since then I cannot buy a fucking win. The team still like me and the atmosphere is good. I'm playing players in preferred positions and using familiar tactics. I've changed up the personnel and tried more defensive tactics but still no improvement. The squad is easily good enough for the play-offs but c***s like Montrose are just walking over me now. Why the f**k am I in such a fucking hole? Forgot how infuriating this game was.

Does anyone need to justify it? People enjoy it, you don't, fair enough. Seems a bit strange that it infuriates you when you see your parents struggle with addiction but watching your school friends struggle seems to give you a sense of pride.

Your mum would beg to differ.

Your watch could stop working the same way a phone could run out of battery. Watches are an accessory not an essential.

What happens if your watch dies? Not having a reasonably charged battery in your phone is the mark of moron.

A culmination of abuse and vandalism? I think that's abundantly clear to anyone who can read. It's not going to deter anyone? It might well do, if someone thinks they could end up with a ban then they might think twice. It'll make similar incidents more likely? Whit? Are you suggesting that folk who normally wouldn't cause trouble are now likely to start causing bother or that the existing trouble-makers are going to ramp up their troublesome ways? I'm failing to see logic there. I don't know how you see that combination of abuse/fair criticism - your board actually state things haven't been good enough and accept responsibility! Your board have said the same - if people are going to break rules then we'll involve the police where necessary, they even said if the video hadn't been deleted it would've been passed to them. I'm honestly amazed that so many of you have taken it as a slight on yourselves rather than the condemnation of bawbags in your support that it clearly is.

tHoUgHtfUl AnAlYsIs AnD dEbAte... Spot on, CC.

Do these people not have phones? Watches are largely redundant these days anyway. I was bought a watch as a gift for my brothers wedding but I genuinely don't think I've ever worn one. They just aren't required.

You say you have no idea about the Craigen incident then go on to state with certainty that the abuse hasn't been vitriolic. How can you be sure if you don't have a clue what's happened? Of course every club has a problem with fans, every club will see a different way of dealing with it too. At Dumbarton we have a small support so when things kick off it's usually fairly easy to identify the culprits. We had issues at the play-off final with some young fans losing the nut and throwing things at the Alloa players - these lads were brought in by the club and warned about their future conduct and there was a statement put out by the Trust reminding fans of their responsibility to behave at games. Looking at your statement, the board have received a number of reports of damage and abuse in recent weeks and they felt a statement was necessary as I imagine all of the culprits could not be identified. Are they not better placed to make that call considering they have all the reports of these incidents and have seen the damage first hand over someone like you who has seen one incident? You seem to be equating all of this to someone tweeting "williamson is shite" and lifetime bans being handed out for it when it's clear that's not really what your board are talking about.