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Boyce’s injury looked self inflicted.

Who’s the gutlord on the Utd bench?

Not G Ramsay, is he?

This was funnier on twitter last night.

I'm not sure how to find out, but are Scotland's testing figures inclusive of unreturned postal tests?

He's not even mentioned the VE Day commemorations.

Richard Gordon isn't very good at this, eh.

There's no 'r' in ideas, Michael Stewart.

Trump asked Dr Birx if she could investigate the use of heat and light to fight the virus. He asked her in front of the gathered press. There was something else about the use of disinfectant, but I missed that.

Trump just told a CNN reporter in the press room "you don't have the brains you were born with". Not heard that in years, but I have heard it.

Furlough scheme is in place until June already. It'll be lockdown, of sorts, for two months minimum. Spain are extending their lockdown until May 10. That will be about two months.

(Sir) David King on Sky News just now. This guy needs more airtime.

^^^ Shooting dust admission

Poor show from Sturgeon. The CMO speaks with no authority now. Her advice will be ignored directly as a result of her own actions.

Great to see more public money being pumped into pharmaceutical giants with little experience in developing the required testing.

When the Chancellor was looking straight down the lens, he resembled a young Charlie Wales

Paul Gadd's downfall.

He's a salesman/installer in Dundee. He posted some unfounded bullshit on a trade forum as some sort of justification for continuing unabated. Protected his id because he is not alone, just the most stupid, up to now.

Absolute beamer for this lad, ploughing on regardless. How close is the 'naming and shaming of unscrupulous money hungry p***ks' phase?

They are due to pay the remaining balance of the fee as soon as Kent has his haircut finished. Seriously, and this could just be me getting old, but the result and subsequent celebrations after winning the title at the ground of their rivals at the last OF Derby totally overshadowed what was the worst set of haircuts ever witnessed in a top division match in any country.

Is the rock OK?

It was an interview done on the telephone rather than have him in the studio. Totally admonished in the court trial of 2017, of course. Glad he's doing well for himself after being conned and held up as a sacrificial lamb by Murray and his minions.