ex-german exile

I've heard Ryan Donnelly is playing at Gartcairn. Great lad. Please pass on the good wishes of the Ford fans as he was very popular down here.

Hurlford Legend. Quality player.

Heard tonight from one of our players that he'd heard Christian Nade has signed for Troon. Anybody confirm?

Batteries went on the remote [emoji23]

Fucking Keystone's Cops for the last five minutes

Me and the wife can't stop giggling over that one.

I've always thought that Joe Stalin's Gulag concept was a tadge hard, but it is now understandable given the pitch invasion that had interrupted my enjoyment of this match.

See I disagree with you, but that's why VAR isn't the solution, because the rule is still subjective. IMO it was a penalty, but it would NEVER have been given without VAR and I respect that others don't think it was a penalty. Therefore VAR doesn't help.

Would 3 away games and a free Saturday be better? If you're not happy, tell your committee.

Bet365 App has crashed. So much for my free in play bet. Fannies!!!!

BBC again

ITV again

Fingers - sorry mate. Can't help thinking ViewParker just can't let it go, but I'll shut up now.

Back to BBC

ITV already