cracowjambo

I heard your still 10ft tall when lying down.

Were they all brown squares?

Did you have a good fiddle on his joystick

shishigami 06-03-2011, 10:13 Toilet paper. I used to come on my stomach but somehow I frequently manage to ejaculate to one side, getting it on my bed if I don't catch it. Or once it went so far I got it on my face. That was immensely surprising and unpleasant. I find that if I do it in the shower it frequently gets caught in my pubes, leaving me with an obnoxious mess to clean up. Is getting a cumshot up to your face not a achievement all men feel proud of ?

Sorry I'll put a sock in it now.

Did you w**k into a sock in front of the guy to emphasise how good it was?

I got f**k all out of it. My girlfriend said she seen a shirt I would like but never got it. What's the point in her looking if she wasn't going to get it.

Next is having a 75% off sale today. I get woken up at 6am on my only day off for fucking shopping.

Ben Mitchell Phil Mitchell

Ah,His acting is shit

Who's Danny?

Wanna cum to my boat?

Does this not cheer you up.

Do you have sky on your boat? Are you going to live on it over the winter?

Fixed it

It was a compliment on your boats ability to stay afloat

He is rather angry. How come you've not finished your boat yet? It's no the titanic

That's rather insensitive

Buy a Gun and shoot them. I hate the c***s aswell. But when they run it's funny

I'm having my first bowel movement in 4days it feels great.

Why would you do such a thing ?

Festering like pissy jeans?

I have a black and white telly on a stool. You should consider it. It's amazing value and looks fantastic