cracowjambo

It snowed this morning . Never lasted long

Was the sleeping pod warmer than your flat?

I fucked my back falling down a flight of stairs

Ask him out

Looks nowt like me I'm a handsome devil.

I never wore my glasses

They are all beasts. Imagine making a kid to P.E in pants and vest.

The last 3times it's snowed in Sydney, Hearts have won the scottish cup.

When do you go back to see the OT? When I seen the OT last month he was ready to sign me off and I told him that it's only going to make me worse and my depression has never effected me in work. He let me go back on the condition I'm not left unsupervised. Treat the time off as a holiday and do something meaningful with the time.

You should have left him the second time. Anyone that falls in a canal twice is obviously not cut out for life.

Dunno waiting on DA grylls telling me

What fruit grows in Dundee in the middle of winter?

Are you living off tins of cat food?

He should have been locked up just for being ginger.

Chicken or lamb?

Just had liver and bacon. Why do people eat that shit is hummin. Ruined my day

We need to start again

I like this rule. Ban him for a year if he's not posted them by 6pm

I'm back shift today it's great I only have to do actual work until 8.30-9 then sit about for hours on Netflix or something. The only problem with backshift is if you can't be arsed going in and you've to spend all day thinking about it.

Don't sleep during the day on your first night. It sets you up to sleep the next day and don't sleep after your last shift.

Steal from the till.

Cowdenbeath is a total shithole. There is no fanny here at all. They are all toothless rejects covered in PRIMARK tat and fake ugg boots.

Did you experience this?

Using the word fabulous makes me think it was a man. Did he turn into Danny de Vito?

Some nice wood on there.