Darren

McNulty is the English English. And like Tom, he writes almost entirely in riddles.

I wouldn't have thought of ties, but I inherited some of my grandad's so it'll be them. The clothes tend to stay the same now unless I have to go up a size or they're so worn they're no longer of any use.

Have you seen Hearts' set pieces?

My best cinema experience was seeing Heather Graham in the flesh at a film premiere. Worst was probably the disappointment of The Phantom Menace.

A graphic designer won't be involved at all. It's a badge from an image library with some text around it.

A sub-editor would be responsible for placing the badges on the page, not a graphic designer. I'd assume it'd be a sports sub-editor as well, rather than a general sub-editor.

Self-awareness doesn't seem to be a forte.

If I hadn't seen the picture on the previous page I'd have wondered what Bob Mortimer was doing on P&B.

From the BBC's Dundee v Rangers match report: Rangers have gone from a position where they could have been two points ahead of Celtic by winning their two games in hand to one where, even if they win the final Old Firm derby of the season away to their city rivals, they will be behind on goal difference should both sides win their other four remaining games.

I'm sure Daniel Stendel would have had ample opportunity to challenge it in the courts had Hearts breached his contract.

By exercising the option in his contract to not retain his services?

Because he was a nasty p***k to people around Oriam.

The text equivalent of shrugging his shoulders. It's either a lack of self-awareness or he's broadly doing what he's being asked to do.

Claiming Hearts fans do anything happily is a bit of a stretch.

That's a Major error. No, he was a terrible person and manager.

Getting major Daniel Stendel vibes off this guy.

Guessing the BBC bod made the same mistake as me. I should have stuck to pedantically pointing out you can't behold a sound, but my credibility is at Michael Stewart levels now.

Aye, right enough, carry on.

'Only' 11 clear of fourth, fifth won't be a European spot if Aberdeen win the Scottish Cup.

There was a point when Kenny Macintyre was trying to get a chat going about what the pundits' horse names would be and seemed to be frustrated that he was being interrupted with incidents from the games. Just ridiculous. And then you had Michael Stewart having yet another breakdown, misusing the word bipartisan repeatedly as he accused MacIntyre of trying to manufacture soundbites out of him. But the "best" bit was Derek Lilley saying St Johnstone had gone 1-0 up then telling us the Kilmarnock goalscorer.

He's also got a terrible voice for broadcasting.

My recollection is they threw barbs at each other as in the clip posted, but I can't remember them being on the same show at the same time together. The mutual animosity was well known.

I don't recall Michael Stewart and Craig Levein ever appearing on the same show to have an argument.

OJ run out of juice.