Central Belt Caley

Had to deal with this bawbag again this afternoon. Let’s just say his verbal communication skills are on a par with his written ones.

I look far more like my dad than anyone ever realised I thought I looked more like my mums side of the family but my sister sent me a photo of my dad when he was my age and we’re almost identical

One for the watching

Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW

I’ve got a Galvin Green golf jacket my dad bought me for getting handicap down below 12 when I was 15 ish, still in the cupboard and not been worn for 3/4 years at least but it cost £180 at the time so it’s not getting chucked out. I’ve still got some old Caley tops, think the earliest (going by the sponsors) is a white away one with OneTouch on the front. Was my dads when he was massive so it’s like a tent on me.

Key takeaways: - Hearts shat the bed anytime they got within 20 yards of the goal - Fabio Silva isn’t very good at football - Cantwell is still a wee p***k - The final will be a fun filled family affair! Premier Sports/Viaplay will be creaming their pants

Barrie Mckay beat the first man with a corner challenge (impossible)

Could the commentators apologise please for that lovely song being fed into my living room

Raging tweet alert

That’s embarrassing from Cantwell

Is Cochrane not fully fit? Always thought he was one of Hearts better players

I think Gordon’s played in all their cup games so far so possibly just being consistent?

We went to Menorca when I was 8 or 9 and we got to Edinburgh Airport and there was a family of 4 checking in front of us. The dad had a full Celtic tracksuit on with matching polo, the mum had a Celtic top on and the two wee boys had full kits on. On the return journey they had different tracksuits/shirts/kits on but still looked like the Celtic club shop had threw up on them. Almost like it was their official family travel attire

Watching the London marathon coverage on BBC and their feed keeps freezing meaning they need to keep cutting away

Went round in 23:10 this morning another 33 seconds off since 2 weeks ago, nice to see some results!

f**k knows why Lawal went on instead of Roddy, lads a headless chicken Dabrowski had a stormer after not exactly covering himself in glory in the last game at Starks Big Dunc will be chuffed though we had loads of possession and were the better team for most of the game.

Ridgers

Get Pepple back off

No, we must play as many loanees as possible!

Looked into my crystal ball and Mckay will be subbed off for Pepple shortly

He’s not been employed by us for about 6 months or so

Aaron Doran off with his 58th injury of the season

If I had hair like Dabrowski I’d want to show it off too

The only downside to getting rid of Dodds as our manager is having to listen to him on commentary

Duffy drops out for Carragher