So will likely do this one division at a time and will start with my club then go alphabetical order. So I’m going to do club name, stadium, avg attendance for 2034/35, finishing position 2034/35, highest finishing position since 2019/20, current top earner and their wage, key player and value, value of club, current manager, notable previous managers if any and notable achievement if any.
Celtic park 65,161
avg attendance 64,919
2034/35 1st in Premiership
1st in Premiership.
Severi Ala-Hukkala £235,000 a week.
Yannick Schultze 23 year old German 41 caps/30 goals. £53 million.
back to back champions league wins 2029/30 and 2030/31. Club world champions 2033 (new format)
estimated value £1.21 billion.
Kingsford Stadium 20,000
avg attendance 15,519
2034/45 9th in Premiership
2021/22 4th in premiership
Lasse Ervesti £16,000
Karl sims £4.4 million 23 year old English left winger. no caps at any level
runners up in one Scottish cup (2020/21) and two betfreds (2022/23 and 2034/35)
manager - Murray Paterson 42 regen manager previously with at Motherwell and Dunfermline.
notable former managers - where to start... Stuart McCall, Craig Levein, David Hopkin, Gary Holt, Jack Ross, Paul Gallagher (Ex Preston striker), Steven Jovetic (lasted 201 days), Gary Medel and finally Darren Ferguson. 11 managers in 16 seasons.
estimated value £57 million.
Central Park 4,309
avg attendance 3,330
2034/35 12th in premiership
2034/35 12th in premiership
£3,300 Sem de Konig
Roddy Gray 23 year old striker worth £450k who was capped at under 20 level. Scored 78 goals in 228 games.
The biggest jump in leagues from league 2 to premier league. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
current manager - Steven Jovetic (his 5th Scottish gig)
notable former managers - Mark Wilson and Conor Hourihane did most of the good work gaining promotions.
estimated value £5.5 million.
The Alex Totten stadium 19,513
Avg att 7,491 (moved to new stadium this season, got 16,000 for first game)
2034/3511th in premiership (won playoff)
2031/32 5th in premiership
£9,500 Alcides Mendez
Paul Wright attacking midfielder worth £675k who was capped 33 times for Scotland u21’s scoring 5 times. Came through the Hibs academy and played over 300 times for Hibs. Falkirk signed him for £1.3 million.
Played in Europe 2032/33 season through league finish. Did the Tunnocks caramel wafer cup and championship double in 2024/25.
current manager - Liam Bramley, strange appointment as this is his first managerial role at the age of 48. Former youth coach at Newcastle and Chelsea.
notable former managers - Stuart McCall has been here too as has Paul Gallagher and Darren Ferguson, David Bates was sacked last season as was his successor Diego Demme who lasted 133 days.
estimated value £12.25 million (loan debt £23.5 million)
Fountain of Youth stadium 8,754
Avg att 7,601
2034/35 6th in premiership
2030/31 2nd In premiership
Aidan Conroy £9,500
Dylan McAdams 29 year old striker, this is the hero of the accies. Came through the academy and has stayed with them since. 2 caps for Scotland and 1 goal he has done the business for over 10 seasons now. 177 goals in 483 games and worth £8.5 million.
current manager - Matthew Jones, 54 year old Welshman previously at Swansea and Burton.
notable former managers - Alex Neil took over from Brian Rice in 2021 and stayed for 10 years. Steven Jovetic took over but only lasted 346 days before being sacked, replaced by Gary Medel who left to take over at reading.
Their second placed finish brought about champions league football but unfortunately they didn’t make it out the group stage.
estimated value £24 million ( loan debt £3 million)
avg att - 20,039
2034/35 4th in premiership
4x runners up in the premiership 2020/21,21/22,31/32 and 33/34.
Tony Thomas £25,500
Adam Nisbet 24 year old Scottish striker. 14 u21 caps finding the net 6 times. Pretty good all round striker worth £11.25 million. Spend a season on Loan in Bulgaria with Levski. 63 goals in 191 games.
current manager - 1998 Scottish cup winner as a player Colin Cameron. 62 years old now and previously been with Airdrie, St Johnstone, Motherwell, St Mirren and Swansea.
notable former managers - Daniel Stendel lasted 6 years before going to Rangers. Paulo Sousa was replaced by Andre Villas-Boas who was sacked after 1 year, Jovetic was next before John Robertson who lasted 124 days 🤷🏻♂️, Alex Neil was only at the club 287 days before leaving. Couple more sackings before Colin Cameron returned. Gave Aberdeen a run for their money with 10 managers.
Two Scottish cup wins in 2025/26 and 2032/33. A betfred cup in 2022/23. Runners up in the euro cup II in 2029/30
estimated value £365 million ( loan debt £56 million)
Easter Road 25,000
avg att - 23,265
2034/35 3rd in premiership.
2022/23 2nd in premiership.
£32,000 Fabrice Fabre
Fabrice Fabre £22 million pound rated centre back, signed from spurs for £10 million after spending last season on loan. 34 caps for France u21’s and looks a nice piece of business. His first spell in Scotland came 5 years earlier when he spent a season on loan in the championship with Queen’s Park.
current manager - Daniel Farke came straight from Norwich, been here 11 seasons.
notable former managers - so Dick Campbell replaces Jack Ross early doors and was replaced by Neil Lennon. No strikers were harmed and he was sacked and replaced by a legend of the game in Jurgen Klinsmann. Farke replaced him and has been there ever since.
Reached the last 16 of the champions league two years running which has improved finances no end. Runners up in the euro cup in 2032/33 season, and winners of the euro cup II in 2031/32.
Two betfred cup wins in 2023/24 and 2024/25. Scottish cup winners in 2033/34.
estimated value £400 million
Rugby Park 18,128
avg att - 10,067
2034/35 7th in premiership.
2019/20 4th in premiership.
Andrew Spickett £6,250.
Adam Hakeem 23 year old English left back, arrived last season on a free from West Brom. Worth £925k.
current manager - Callum McGregor after a couple of spells as a youth coach at Aston Villa and Man City took up the Killie job two years ago.
notable former managers - another absolute mess of a club. David Moyes was first up and lasted 242 days, Graeme “handstands” Murty lasted just over a year, a few managers later including John Robertson he was replaced by Laurent Koscielny who stayed just over a year. Neil Lennon was next but got the chop after 312 days. Two more manager before McGregor makes the Killie manager total to 12.
won the Scottish cup in 2019/20 and a runner up in the betfred cup in 2026/27 is the best that they have managed .
estimated value £11 million
Fir Park 13,677
avg att - 10,472
2034/35 10th in premiership
2026/27 5th in premier league.
Brad Barlow £5,750
Keith Concannon-Warmer (oooooft). 24 year old £5.5 million rated left midfielder from England, signed on a free from Aston Villa in 2032/33. Can also play left back but doesn’t look up to much.
current manager - Mark Wilson after some good work at Brechin (15 seasons in the job and left them in the championship) he went to Cowdenbeath where he continued that good work. Left Cowdenbeath to join Motherwell after relegation back to the championship.
former notable managers - Jim Goodwin replaced Stephen Robinson in 2021 and lasted a couple of seasons. Neil Lennon has a brief spell as did Michael Beale (current assistant to Stevie G). Next up was Peter Grant who got the bullet and was replaced with Colin Cameron. Derek Adams, David Mcracken and Lee Miller also had spells in the job.
couple of relegations have allowed them to win the championship and challenge cup on two occasions but that aside it’s been a betfred runner up spot in 2024/25 that is the highlight. One venture to Europe off the back of league position but that’s it.
estimated value £29 million
avg att - 8,938
2034/35 8th in premiership.
2033/34 6th in premiership
Sam Burton £6,750
Hamish Henderson £1.7 million rated left midfielder, 16 u21 caps for Scotland with 4 goals. Spent some time with Inverness Caley, Motherwell and Hamilton before ending up at Firhill.
current manager - Marco Verratti played on until he was 36 and hung up his boots in Spain with Deportivo. First venture in to management.
notable former managers - Steven Pressley replaced Ian McCall early on. Peter Grant, Gary Holt, Tommy Wright have all been in the dugout. Conor Hourihane also had another successful spell here guiding them to that solid 6th place finish. He is now doing well with Huddersfield in the English championship.
two challenge cups and a championship title in 2030/31 are the only trophies that have been won. Another club to represent Scotland in Europe.
estimated value £33 million
avg att 48,917
2034/35 2nd in premiership
10x runner up in the premiership.
Jakov Miletic £92,000
Tammo Tauer £20.5 million rated centre back. 26 caps for Germany. A £14.5 million pound signing two summers ago from Bayern. He only played 16 games in the league last season. Injury plagued his first season.
current manager - Julian Nagelsman arrived at Ibrox in April 2034 after spending 14 seasons with RB Leipzig.
notable former managers - Murty replaced Gerrard for a year before being sacked. He was replaced by Eusebio Di Francesco who lasted almost 5 years. Stendel arrived and had a successful spell and fled for Chelsea. Julen Lopetegui came in before Julian Nagelsmann.
Between May and August every year social media is rife with statements that 55 is coming but it still hasn’t arrived much to the annoyance of the rangers fans. They have had some success in the cups winning the betfred cup 3 times and the Scottish cup once. No european trophies but have made the last 16 of the champions league twice now which has seen a sharp increase in funds available.
estimated value £470 million
The Simple Digital Arena 10,000
avg att - 9,317
2034/35 5th in premiership
2032/33 4th in premiership.
Domwa Zome £10,000
Kevin Wing is a 24 year old striker from England who was capped at under 19 level. Currently worth £5.25 million he arrived on a free transfer from Crystal Palace. Palace signed him for £4 million from Sunderland back in 2029/30 so they have got a good player for free.
current manager - Nestor el Maestro 52 year old Serbian,a bit of a journeyman and was reserve manager at Kilmarnock in 2028 before heading south to Morcambe. Arrived at St Mirren via a three year spell in charge of Dundee.
notable former managers - Paul Lambert had a 318 day spell after Jim Goodwin was sacked. Jaap Stam came in and was there for two years before being replaced again by the returning Jim Goodwin. He didn’t last a year and was replaced by Phil Neville, Derek Adams was next in the dugout and he would eventually end up at Ross county a remarkable 5 times in his managerial career. Colin Cameron spent a good four and a bit years at the club before joining Hearts.
estimated value £39million (loan debt £24.5 million)
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avg att- 1,000
2034/35 - 6th in League 1
2032/33 10th in championship.
Anton Hendry £875
Tommy Bassey is a 27 year old striker worth £70k. Has scored 37 goals in 174 career games, started his career down at Millwall. Freed by Inverness Caley he signed for Clyde for their season in the championship but only managed 4 goals in 35 league games. The following season back in league one he managed 6 in 30 games. I have started the 2035/36 season and he has 3 in 3 so maybe starting to show his worth.
current manager - Gary MacKenzie just arrived at Xmas last season has been assistant manager more than anything else including a spell at Leeds. This is his first gig as a manager.
Former notable managers - Gary Naysmith replaced Danny Lennon on the 9th of March 2023 and stayed for 2 years before leaving for Ayr United. Laurie Ellis was next for just over a year and replaced with ex motherwell manager Stephen Robinson. He stayed for almost 4 years before being sacked and replaced with Ian McCall. Next up was Chris Millar who delivered the title winning season.
estimated value £250k