Richey Edwards

My parents are currently in South Africa on holiday. They're having a great time. I am vaguely jealous because apparently it's roasting there, and I'm in Ayrshire freezing my bollocks off. My parents are doing some sort of guided tour holiday travelling to different parts of South Africa. They are currently in Kruger. I was speaking to them ten minutes ago via their very bad WiFi and they really enjoyed the safari. They got some photos from it that I will post below. South Africa is a country I have never been to myself, but I would love to go. It looks absolutely amazing.

It's what Football Manager would call "El Sackico". In fact, if you Google "El Sackico" this game comes up.

Exactly. This situation is absolutely disgraceful. It would be very weird having earlier kickoff times, but if it saves the club a significant amount of money then it's something that should be considered. I very much doubt they would make the decision to put such an idea forward lightly if they thought it wouldn't be of much benefit.

Yeah, I thought he would be a great appointment for Boro because he did very well at Sheffield United. Two wins in 11 league games this season is very poor though.

I immediately thought of you when I read that, because he was your profile picture.

1. Make the World Cup every 20 years instead of every 4 years. 2. Ban Tifos from stadiums. 3. All matches to kick-off at 3PM on a Saturday. No exceptions. 4. Abolish the Champions League/Europa League/Conference League. 5. Let goalkeepers handle the ball outside the area.

Some are, but Rangers are not one of them.

I am not convinced Haaland is human. He makes scoring goals look ridiculously easy. An absolute machine and the complete striker.

Yeah, I would agree with that. Can understand why but I don't see this being a popular idea at all. It would almost seem sacrilegious to kick-off at any other time than 3PM on a Saturday.

Just been announced that Bruno Lage has been sacked.

Losing 6-3 is the same as losing 2-1.

WHAT A FUCKING STRIKE

IT'S FOUR

Victor Lindelof the only current Manchester United player to score a goal at Somerset Park has just come off the bench.

I fucking hate both of these clubs for different reasons. However, this is quite funny.

Why did the commentator shout "McFadden" there?

That spinning camera gave me motion sickness. I didn't think it was worthy of a booking.

I hope you at least pocketed the glasses and took them home.

How did you celebrate such a milestone?

Start a "Scots in League 1" thread next please.

He's quite good at hoodwinking clubs into thinking he is a good manager.

They aim to reduce fuel poverty and food poverty by killing off the people experiencing them, rather than helping them. And I am only half-joking when I say that. I would not be surprised if it was true.

LMAO at "get higher salaries or higher wages". As if getting either of these things are like getting a loaf of bread. Nothing worse than people who have probably never experienced any kind of hardship in their lives giving unsolicited advice.

I don't think the joke shop is there anymore, so there is a gap in that market.

*Sleepy Joe.