SteelJag

4/10 For Tuesday. Nasty

Right, trying to get into the habit of this. Got 4/10 for Monday, think im in for the wooden spoon straight off the bat.

The patricians Ross Forbes

You clearly don't know this League well enough

Barnsley are due to part with their manager in the morning. A combination of results and Stendel being disgruntled about the players he was forced to sell in the summer. All the fans seem to be united against the ownership for this. Claims that Conway & Lee are ruining the club with shortsighted profits. Football fans are over dramatic but I feel a lot more uncomfortable with the takeover now. Will need to see how things develop however this could be a major red flag.

Since our top 6 finish Abdul Osman went on holiday mode. He started hanging around with the Pogbas and selling horrendous clothes. He had an injury at the time but looked completely uninterested when he returned and never gained any amount of form back. The spells at Falkirk and one brief time in Greece*? Havent dispelled the opinion that he's done. Was a good holding midfielder at his peak but I imagine he's years past it not and doubtful he's fit at all. His heart isnt in the game either. Will most likley be a wage thief for however long his contact is.

I dont understand the clamouring for Danny Lennon. He has been a decent manager at the 4th tier and sometimes 3rd. Failure at St Mirren & Alloa cant be ignored. His success at Clyde is solely down to playing a rapist who other clubs in the country wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

That's yer big Gary away

Anyone as gutted as I am that Piccolo didn't show up to the testimonial. What a beautiful sight that would have been.

Week 1 - Partick Thistle

Erskine's winner in the promotion season against Airdrie. Nothing happened all game and then he steps up with magic that cracks the bar. Sent me into delirium, had no expectations of anything happening and a piece of magic appears. Peak Erskine moments are impossible to translate to non thistle fans

That Dunfermline rout is the closest I've ever came to an erection in a football stadium.

I would like to introduce Hitchen's Razor, the philosophical principle that states "Anything what can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

Aye the mad rumour on Facebook that Chien Lee of Barnsley and Nice has bought the club. All the mouthbreathers losing their mind over it. Probably an absolute garbage rumor but to conclude he brought moneyball to Barnsley and a dodgey loan to Nice before they forced him out.

Bit of an anti-climax for the LBGTQ away kit then. Looks tidy but it isn't exactly what we were teased. The home is forgettable and cheap looking.

Yes, a million was touted for months before the transfer happened and then we sell him for a third of that. The party line was that we sold him cheap but with a massive sell on fee. 15% (if true) is not massive and should have been the clause we demanded while selling him for the greater sum that he was clearly worth. Our board had no idea how to handle a transfer apart from skinning 150 grand out of Hendry after 3 games. They got totally exposed in the market and I'm still raging about it.

Why are all the Ayr fans predicting that we are going to stomp the league? Is it that subliminal McCall fascination taking hold?

Don't think any of you are hip enough but the great Jake Phelps, editor of Thrasher passed today.

If we can use some of that money from Fitzpatrick to sack Caldwell then it's %100 worth it.

He did get significantly better. Looked good in the cup game at home v Aberdeen. No saying he was quality or anything but I he became a low-key bae for me that season. Though if we went down, would view him differently.

I thought Ray won his last fight but the boy got an absolute robbery at the weekend. He was far too passive and looked to counter someone with much greater reach than him. He wasnt bad but his output has gotta increase. I doubt being at Tristar will help, lots of people get lost in that massive gym, Jojo being a prime example. Not sure what's going on with James Doolan and his gym but would love to see Ray return there full-time.

Had a look down the League and seen that Abroath have a good lead. Wondered who their manager was , though "ooh he could be someone to look at" Burst out laughing when I found out who it was. I think I want that car crash again just for the SCENES.

If theres any P&B expats in Prague, hit me up to watch the Scotland game tonight. Havent been any to find any in over a year.

I checked in on WAT last night too, I realised something. Please not Dunstable for Kingsley. Please Lord, no.

Having started this a year ago, here is my advice. Yer profile has to be a vain as possible. I know its not fun but you need the most pretentious photos you can find of yourself. It doesn’t matter if you went to machu picchu or drink craft ales, you need an honest to god, good looking dicked photo. Tinder is based on vanity so if you don’t yield to it, your left with the skellys. Only swipe left to the ones that you know you aren’t going talk to. The golden age of swiping right rampantly in tinder is over. We now live in time of austerity so if you know the girl isn’t worth talking to or bold enough to talk to you the punt her. Be selective in your conversation. Too many eggs in the basket will lead to pretty a lot of rotten eggs that you cant eat again. Pick your victims and try to be unique with every opener as most girls are over encumbered by a mass of generic messages. If she has any conversational bait on her profile then take it. If not then figure out an opener that you don’t hate in your head. Example: “Did you prefer Bugs Life or Antz?†Do not ask for a date or whatever you want within a day. Its a myth that, that is the desired protocol. If a girl wants a shag then she will ask you after you have been talking to her. Tinder is overwhelmed with shitty pickup lines and cringey whit that the best way is honestly just to talk about no generic topics. If you cant do it with a girl then move on to another because If you have hours to think of a reply and cant think of one then f**k meeting that person on a date. When you pull the trigger, have a strong idea of where you shall take her. It has to be drinking because coffee dates are a killzone. Make sure its a decent watering hall with decent seating and without loud music and queues. Also, get there early and tell her where your seating so neither of you have to do the awkward scan for 5 minutes.