tree house tam

That strip looks great.

It's always been Dundee the place, not the club. It doesn't make that song any less embarrassing playground shite. Quite why you and your soon to be amalgamated brothers get it misconstrued is beyond me. Dundee as a club have been a complete irrelevance to me footballing and supporter wise. If push came to shove, in my lifetime(and I'm a fairly old c**t) the regions teams have been United>Saints>Dundee. With the Saints being far closer to United footballing wise than Dundee.

Heineken in your cornflakes will relieve that.

Are you lost?

It's fine having these conversations behind closed doors, I'm all for calling them workshy grifters to their face. Naming them in the press? What good does that do? It just leaves them open to abuse and folk will have a far shorter fuse with them. What was wrong with telling them straight at training, then in the press saying "a few players fell well short of what was expected from them and they've been warned it better not happen again" ?

And yet that's exactly what will happen. It's fine saying these things to the players behind closed doors and expecting a reaction from them. It's totally different saying it in public. As soon as anyone deems their performance lacking in any way they will call them out on it whether they deserve it or not. Good or bad management? Time will tell.

Oaft

Calm down Chad Hogan "spring break yeeeeah, chug chug chug"

That's not as bad as I thought. Punt May then there's plenty room for some proper footballers. If that happens and we stay up then it'll probably mean a few loans to tide us over like the Derby rivals down the road have done.

Does anyone have the under contract list for next season?

“They are young guys who are capable of going on to bigger and better things" Are they Craig? Really?

In your opinion. My opinion is that he isn't even the best footballer in his family, never mind better than Hendry.

Jesus, let's hope Steve doesn't take his view on Souttar over Hendry. That's just wild.

Wright was a settled manager with a relatively settled squad, these last few years we've had neither. Another thing about having an unsettled management team is that it really effects young players coming through. With Tommy he could tell Stevenson which areas of the side he would be looking to change and they'd release or introduce to the first team squad accordingly. As he did with Clark, Kerr, McCann etc. Callum fucked that in his time. I'd say Levein would be more like Tommy but I just can't see him hanging around long enough. I'm also not sure how I feel about that anyway. What we don't want is releasing everyone at the end of the season and having to play all the youngsters again like what happened to Macca this season.

You don't need stats to tell you Morris, Millar and McCann are better than Dan Phillips lads.

In a better squad he'd have the leeway to improve, in the current Saints squad he's expected to be our main man. His last game tells you all you need to know about his skill level, great at turning players who get too close. Absolutely shite at 10 yard passes, shooting or clearances. On Saturday there were about 3 times he attempted to clear and just hit the ball straight up in the air. That's a problem when it's in your own box. The fact that he's actually one of our better players and most folk aren't bothered he's leaving says a lot for this squad.

Analytical geeks being analytical geeks. Well done lads now off you pop.

Imagine getting worked up by folk like Keevins, Cameron, Burns or Thomson? You have to be a special kind of idiot for that to happen.

Stan is there to halt the slide and to keep the handover smooth. I know it's wrong to blame him for the shite that's went before him but we need a spark, produce it please. As for the football....It's the consistently negative tactics that make folk doubt the management team. We all know they inherited a shit show and have only had one window, with basically f**k all cash to try rectify things but they took the challenge on. Nothing would give me greater pleasure(well almost) than to see them succeed and succeed playing great football. We witnessed some half decent performances in their early months in the job but now, now is just turgid, negative, play for a draw shite and that's against the good and the bad sides. If we do go down then I want to go down fighting, get fucking into them and win the fucking battles you c***s.

^^^ See those last few posts? That's Saints core support saying it. It shows how much of a mess it's all been. There's just nothing coming out of the club to get you excited. Too many nothing footballers, nearly men getting paid fortunes for f**k all return. The management team on and off the park need to get their fingers out. Provide a galvanising spark, because at the moment there's f**k all, nada, zilch, zero redeeming features about the club and they're sleepwalking into serious trouble.

That's because all that's left at PRI are porters and a priest. If they tried to finger you while you couldn't see it was the latter.

I take it you've not had much experience of ninewells? Absolute rancid shitehole.

You'd probably get transferred to Ninewells pal, PRI doesn't have the capacity to reattach things anymore. If Roddy is not in the jail by then.

Eh it'll be bra tho will it? Weirdos.

It's a very sad day when folk are pining for a gammy legged Simon Murray. The loft has too many ugly fuckers in it already.