placidcasual

I don't expect anything from this squad, that's the problem. If you'd asked what I'd hoped for, it would have been a bit more attacking intent. Dundee United are no great shakes but Brown can only pish with the cock he's got.

Nick McCallister eh? At least he can stink up multiple positions and tries hard tho. I'd honestly struggle to tell you three players in that entire squad that I'd want in the first team next season. I thought we were shite today, offered next to nothing and could have still been playing and not scored.

I think it was someone on here years ago pointed out that Steven Whittakers attempts at defending amounted to running backwards doing jazz hands. He wasn't a great defender. We'll be fine regardless of our results. Looking forward to a relatively stress-free day out in Dundee on Saturday.

I wasn't sure the Mets would see .500 again this season after the start but they may not be the shambles I thought.

I've no faith in Mathie or Glendinning to find better so there's that. I can't really see any other positives. If we're looking to improve, there are very few players I'd be looking to keep and he's not one of them.

Killed their original incarnation off and now firmly on our mantelpiece 20 odd years later. Hope the red diamond enjoyed his pie.

Mets opener tomorrow postponed. I've been watching the forecast all week and it seemed like it was coming but it's nuts to me they've called it so early. Was the 5.10pm game on BT Sport as well.

Hankering for the glory days of Paddy Reading and Jordan Houston at full back.

Boras done this with Conforto a couple of years ago and cost him at least a year's salary.

Aye, it's the Scottish Championship. 95% of goals scored at this level will be at least partly attributable to a mistake.

Biggest disappointment today was the half cooked, stone cold steak bridie. At least with McGinty et all you're half expecting that turgid shite.

McGinty

You still slavering on about this pish? Didn't your mob punt your season ticket holders to let one of the OF have a title party in your own midden? This is what happens when, by your own admissions, you've no pals and your wife doesn't let you out the house. Fwiw, I don't mind Ibrox. Never had any bother in or out the ground although we always get skelped. I'd imagine if we got a result up there it might be a different atmosphere.

f**k going drinking round Ibrox way. There are one or two decent boozers on Paisley Road West but wouldn't go near them on match day. Mitchell Lane and you're a short stagger to the St Enoch tube.

It's because you're an absolute slaver. HTH.

Dryhorce, or whatever he was called, turning back up touting Australian jobbers rather than juniors is exactly what this thread needed, said nobody ever.

To the surprise of absolutely no c**t. I'd be amazed if you understand how to tie your shoes.

Also, as much as he was immense, that team was a bit more than just Lawrence Shankland. Difficult to say the same about Dipo/last season.

Last four appointments have all been absolute failures. We've tried the merry-go-round dinosaurs, we've tried the pro at the end of his playing career and we've tried the left field appointment. No faith at all in Smith getting this one right.

Surely you're not going to do it yet again? Right? Surely?

A pair of Joy Division oven gloves from the good lady for Christmas

It was coming, bizarre substitutions particularly taking Dowds off to eventually have Bryden up front on his own.

Got an email from Ladbrokes this morning saying there was an incorrect participant listed, god knows what it's about but they've paid it out as a winner. Fair play to them.

Had a £10 treble Man City, Bayern and Roma yesterday at 4/1.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.