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  1. Cerberus
    Labour again changing its mind on Brexit and freedom of movement. Labour is a gimp party for gimp people.
  2. Cerberus
    Forget school, let’s get the little brats to work in the fields
  3. Cerberus
    Does anyone remember the Mega Mac burger? It was like 2 Big Macs joined together. This was before people got healthy and didn’t want tablespoons of salt each day.
  4. Cerberus
    I heard of a guy who was fired after he was caught having a w**k at work. He told HR that he was super horny because his female boss constantly wore a low cut blouse and other revealing clothes. As her clothing broke company dress policy he got reinstated.
  5. Cerberus
    The dials look like tits.
  6. Cerberus
    It’s what I imagine a night out at the Orange Lodge or Royal British Legion would be like.
  7. Cerberus
    You’ll need something to pass the time with a 3 day weekend under Labour. You might as well beat a few off with your free broadband.
  8. Cerberus
    More lies that the English nationalists will lap up-
  9. Cerberus
    I never ask questions at meetings. I don’t want to show interest or have any knowledge about the subject of the meeting. I do the absolute bare minimum at work.
  10. Cerberus
    It’s always winter in Aberdeen.
  11. Cerberus
    What absolute joke of a football club. Of all the clubs that went into debt Rangers managed to royally fucked it up.
  12. Cerberus
    Yes. Why would a woman who's living in London sign up to a Scottish football forum solely to discuss GE politics and specifically mention the SNP?
  13. Cerberus
    Social media platforms should get rid of Likes/favorites, and get rid of Retweet/share numbers. The desire to be popular online sends people insane.
  14. Cerberus
    It’s the wrong time of year to start eating healthily. Write this year off and pick it up again in January.
  15. Cerberus
    What’s worth every penny? You think you get good value in return for what you pay in council tax and it gets spent wisely?
  16. Cerberus
    If you needed more proof that the Tories are far right.
  17. Cerberus
    Have a Secretion Santa just for her and everyone take a dump on her desk.
  18. Cerberus
    It has Emma Stone. It’s a classic for the ages.
  19. Cerberus
    Gammon logic to this- Who cares? Buy British.
  20. Cerberus
    Laudrup1690!
  21. Cerberus
    She’s a woman I think.
  22. Cerberus
    If they’re forced to pay the workers more then they’ll just put the prices of the food up to match it. What won’t happen is that McDonalds will take a hit on their profits. They’d probably prefer to close the less profitable restaurant.
  23. Cerberus
    I like coffee but I’m heading straight for the pan with the major skitters if I drink it black.
  24. Cerberus
    I got down to the bit where he said ‘so called experts’. If ever there was a mark of a numpty, that’s it.
  25. Cerberus
    It would be easy enough to scroll past his nonsense but people keep replying to him.
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