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The Bait are a collaboration so the quality will always be better, but if the regular Trans Am are even half the quality they're worth a go. They're always heavily discounted because they're not the most fashionable I think. The RRP on the bait is £95 and I can see why. They even came with THREE sets of different coloured spare laces. Why would you give a f**k?

Believe it or not, £29.99. They are just gorgeous and the quality is superb. These ones:

thedropdate.com will tell you all you need to know. Don't bother getting excited though, the latest craze is these boost efforts with the sole that looks like the crust of a stuffed crust pizza. Might as well buy Huaraches as them. Strong rumours of a re-issue late this year of Dublin though, which will undoubtedly have the teen Hamburg wearers creaming themselves. The quality of anything mass produced adidas do is genuinely terrible now. The Hawaii are in the outlets now and I picked a pair up to consider buying. They looked as if they'd been glued by a blind phalidomide victim. Even at £39 I just didn't bother. Last pair I bought that were remotely decent quality were the Fall Of The Wall. Or Etonic Bait, but they're just different class.

Just missed out on a class jacket on eBay. Beautiful and worth at least £200. It went for £14.50. I was in the pub. Gutted.

Gary Locke goes and Lee McCulloch takes over. Like taking the car keys from Helen Keller and handing them to Stevie Wonder.

The sitcom Miranda won a BAFTA comedy award. 'Nuff said.

That's just hilarious. Wait, no it isn't.

He achieved me blocking him on Twitter too. Not that he cares but it was because his tediously crap and unfunny drivel kept popping up constantly in various humourless puddle drinkers retweets. Usually they just consisted of pictures of him pulling odd facial expressions. What a creative genius!

Cheerio Raonic you freakishly large-calved lumbering America Junior fucknugget. GET IT RIGHT FUCKING UP YOU. Edit: "Believe in the sleeve" FAIL

Any of you Asics fans looking for a pair, the Hanon clearance section has limited sizes of some colourways of Gel runners for £20.

Is Dindeleux currently using Philpy's frontal lobe or something?

If you're looking for size 11 there are plenty of London on the bay just now.

Discerning professionals are still prone to be alcoholics. Please seek help, remembering to write a letter of apology to Rt Hon Edwin Farquar-Smythe for your brazen disregard of our wonderful government's rules.

Cheers lad, turned them down at RRP with a discount. Every c**t will have a pair, plus they're likely too narrow. Get back to your Italia searches.

Hey! Macaroni arena!

The facebook trainer groups are full of these mouth breathers ordering MiAdidas in their club colours with the team name for the gold lettering. Believe it or not that Rangers effort isn't the worst I've seen.

You may be the first person I've ever been aware of that wears those Slazenger trainers yet has a job. Although you may be on heroin, you still haven't commented on that particular aspect. I await with suitably baited breath lest another stereotype be ripped asunder like the cheap stitching on a pair of Lonsdale velcros.

Reported to your MP. Underclass scum.

If, as an individual, you listen to a government's general advice on lifestyle then I would suggest you are an absolute puddle drinking moron. This advice is (as has been pointed out) made up from nowhere and released at various opportune times to take the pressure off governments for whatever reason. I'm having a bottle of Marston's EPA just now. First alcoholic drink since New Year's Day. That's because I'm scared to drink now - some Old Etonian omni-necked kiddy-fiddling fucktrumpet has deemed it to be wrong.

Until now you have seemed a sensible and intelligent poster. I must be getting old though, I always thought a heroin habit would affect your forum output.

Not bad, it's a sort of merging of Boring James Milner and the Daily Telegraph letters page.

If anyone follows/has followed Yoko Ono on Twitter they will be familiar with her level of basket casery. In which case i urge you all to follow Glaswegian Yoko Ono, in what must be the greatest parody account Twitter has ever seen. Trust me.

f**k is this shit?

Hummed and hawed so much they sold out in my size. As did the NB. I will get the EQT at some point though, so I shall indeed give you 'the lowdown'. Word.

They're £70 though. The Nikes and the NB are both half that. The NB are chili red and light blue, they look fookin' awesome! #FirstWorldProblems