Monster

People who think sitting around playing computer games makes them an adult. It's for kids. It's not real. I don't care if you can beat up a prostitute on the pretend game: it's not real. It's completely pointless. There are people who queue overnight outside shops for things like i-phones or trainers: they are idiots. It's the same for the latest release of computer games. Idiots. Stay in bed, wait a day, then wander into the shop and buy your virgin hobby game off the shelf without having to stand in a queue with other people that think Middle Earth is a real place. f**k the f**k off.

White with red and black trim. Sound shite but they look spot on. The 577 are dark green with black trim. Made in England as well.

I have ordered a pair of NB 577 and a pair of EQT Running Guidance. Will post pics when they arrive. Sorry they're not flaming red Nikes knitted by a toothless Indonesian grandmother, but unfortunately I'm too old to pull that look off.

Hibs Hibsing it yet again. Pleasing. 😎

Had a couple of pints of Schiehallion in the sunshine last night. Haven't had it for a while and it was certainly a lot nicer than I remembered. Maybe it was the good weather though.

You.Are.WORSE.Than.Hitler.

Women and new kitchens. 8 hours a day of chirping on about 'the new kitchen'. Tiles, flooring, fitters, reliability, packing utensils, it's like a fucking obsession. I don't give a flying f**k about the kitchen.

Magee has become that bloke in the pub that sits on his own listening to the conversations around him, then leans in to one and makes a comment he thinks is hilarious but results in an instant awkward silence and the group of people shuffling off looking worried. When you're a tedious creepy loner, stop trying to be amusing on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD.

Excellent! Thread cancer.

Those 350 are superb. I wish I'd bought them. Totally legit and reliable site. Pricey for trainers though.

I'm wanky, then. The clue is in the name..... Philpy says a lot of things.

Weekend off, no football and plenty of beer.

When did wanting to look smarter or even just different make you self-righteous? I don't wear jd sports trainers because everyone else does and I don't want to look like everyone else. Apart from anything else, I'm far too handsome to do so.

Tories celebrating Tavish Tavish McTavishTavish holding his seat, purely and solely because they're Unionist fucks and would really like to hold Scotland back, and so use the example of the Northern Isles as some sort of vanguard of neo-liberalism, despite the fact that if Tory ever went there he'd be raped, dismembered, kept in a jar and eventually eaten. As is the custom of welcoming strangers.

Those Jeans look superb.

It's a sub brand created exclusively for Sports Direct, I can only assume due to adidas not wanting junkies wearing real adidas.

Adidas Neo

Never quite got the popularity of the 1609'er, or the SL72 for that matter. Nylon? Naw. There were loads of 1609 at the outlets a couple of years ago and nobody wanted them. Now they sell on the trainer groups for £50. Bizarre. The pricing is just size? being their usual arseholes.

People that walk up to a bar then, when asked what they want, go: "Erm...um...I'd better ask...." and return to their friends/family. What kind of utter fuckwit walks up to the bar to order without knowing what drinks they want to buy?

Anti-semitism in Labour dominating the news. Never mind tax avoidance, the BHS pension scandal, the Hillsbrough cover-up or anything like that. Could Rupert Murdoch be any more of a Tory c**t?

Small list of websites: Hanon End oi Polloi Scotts Natterjacks Aphrodite Schuh Zalando Caliroots SNS Footaylum Footlocker I'm sure you'll find something on them for the summer. dave j, those Rekord are superb. Simplicity can really work on a trainer.

What sort of trainers are you looking for? Terrace/city/runners etc?

First of all, what size are you? If you're 11.5/12 then you can get fucked.

Dinna get defensive, ken.

Thinking: "I've got £20, so if I have four of them I'll have change for a Mars bar before the train just to ensure my teeth fall out by the time I get home."