Monster

Leave Kilt alone. He's like your mad drunken uncle at weddings - all 'give us a kiss' and dodgy dance moves.

You tell us all whatever you like Kilt old bean, let others put you on ignore if they so wish. Some people are so tightly wound they have a poker up their arse that has a poker up its arse. i've been without coitus for........actually i forget.

'That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Scottish National Party. Now on BBC Three, Dog Borstal......' I agree about the lad though, he's exciting and tenacious. Brad Gilbert has improved him massively already and i can see him winning a Grand Slam one day.

First set 6-1 to Davydenko! Glad i'm at work really. C'mon young man, get it going!

It's not looking good in the first set Come on Andy!

I'm guessing you're not married then? If the wife asks me to get some information for her then i'd better get the fucking information. You think a triviality like the Data Protection Act will stop her from wrenching my danglies from their happy pouch and feeding me them?

Henman did have a good career, but i think Murray will top it. His temperament looks miles better already with Brad Gilbert. Henman reached number 4 for a while but where was he ranked at age 19? I'm sure it must be a lot lower than Murray's 19th. When is the 4th Round against Davydenko played?

Remember a certain thread not so long ago where i said something pretty similar to you?

Why bother making buses with indicators then? Stick to making top class pop tunes you!

The petty thing getting on my nerves is.....why can't i rant this brilliantly?

Fish - Lucky. Inspired by Restless Natives and all other 80's films.

Blur - Parklife B)

Is that the kind of wine that would mean you are posting this from a laptop in a park, or did you get a decent red?

Around 1am our time apparently...

Exactly. He had the decency to make Johnny Foreigner feel accepted at Wimbledon, by immediately losing to them First Round. It's important for Albanians ranked 4937th in the world and still using wooden rackets to feel at home in old Blighty you know. As for Andy: I watched the match and yeah, Federer was poor but Murray played well, stuck to his game plan and some of his passing shots were a joy to behold. Robbie Ginepri next....

beef and the bear - tyrants in their pants Genius. "They're despotic - but erotic!"

Rammstein - Amerika ONE ear pierced....definate poooove.

Therapy? - Unrequited CTWD either has no ears or is a wumman....

Therapy - Troublegum (album)

Atreyu - Shameful

Satyricon - Now, Diabolical

Metallica - Reload Usually i wouldnt as its an album for the pooooves but onight i am afraid of the flying cat/monkeys, so............

I broke a Sky remote a few years ago when the camera focussed on Lucy Henman and her parents and the Nigel said: "Isn't Tim a mother-in-laws dream?" Cue the Monster having had enough and launching remote at telly only for it to break into three pieces. D'oh!

Black Label Society - Lords of destruction \m/ B) \m/

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again(extended version) Just CLASS.