Mad Capsule

A new high/low for this thread with this link I think. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/rangers-record-fc-cant-scottish-8472656

Just caught a wild Gengar there. Extremely pleasing.

I've just read online that Pokémon Go now has more users than Tinder. Probably because people actually like what they are catching now.

I'm in charge of three near me. Think my urethra might close up soon and put me back to full virgin if I keep on this way.

She's absolutely superb. Link immediately please.

I'm on the yellow team now but went to a gym over lunch which was also yellow and wanted me to battle. I thought you teamed up with same colour players?

Cheers lads. Did that and it's saved!

I'm on android. Did you uninstall it and then just log back in using your Google account to keep everything?

I'll expect hundreds of Haunter to show up at Ibrox then.

Was supposed to be ages, but think it's a "few days away" according to an article from The Lad Bible. Take from that what you will.

Are you also good looking because your Mum says so?

It's probably Darnell Fischer on loan again.

You probably need to use the phrase "over achieving" another 50 times. It's what the media tends to do.

Even if he didn't have one, there is evidence of him trying to claim one anyway.

Saints have done everything they possibly can to get the Old Firm glory hunters in Perth to support their local team, so if this blue hooped shirt can't do it, nothing can.

I'm not surprised. When Samaras was at Celtic he was more attractive than the majority of Scottish women.

Ladbrokes HQ "Shit, they've rumbled us knowing nothing about St Johnstone by including a defender who was only fit for half the season in the Team of the Year." "Give him the manager of the year award, that'll shut them up."

Problem is getting him picked over Davidson for box to box and Swanson/Coulson on the wing. You'd maybe imagine he's back up for Davidson then, which is disappointing. But who knows, I'm not the manager and don't know his plans. Makes Paton more likely, which is worrying...

Could he play defensive mid? Sounds like more of an attacking player, and I understand he has been deployed on the right wing quite often. 😂 Laughed at that, I must admit.

I'd expect that coupled with the fact we seem to struggle at the start of the season for the first month or so every season. I have my concerns he might go down the pecking order after Wright seems to have his favourites - Wotherspoon for example - and might not be first choice, but the fact we have been chasing him for a while fills me with confidence. How long did your players struggle before they kicked on?

Great signing. Now if we can only find a defensive mid who isn't a racist, we'll be ok.

Offt. Seriously? Hopefully they've included some from The Grass Is Greener. Some boi.

Any news on us signing a defensive midfielder that isn't a United Trump sympathiser yet?

In other news, thousands of these have been found outside Ibrox within the last hour.