AMMjag

I was pleased to see Paul Merson taking a more active role in Ford Super Sunday coverage. Keano, Nev and Carra can generate the clickbait, but as a legacy fan, sometimes I just want to sit back and watch a top pro speaking nothing but common sense.

Just the 4 points out of 24 for Greenock Morton since this very post. Point gap update: 9 points with a game in hand. Better luck next year chump.

Foders

Man City might as well have a present day Jim Hamilton up front for all the use Haaland has been this half.

The standard of play and standard of player is appalling. 22 complete no-marks.

Cold Palmer looks to his mate at the corner flag, and he says "right lads, I've dragged us back into this game - now give me that ball and let me win us this match." He picks up the ball, he whips it goalwards, and he says "there you go Andre - have a bit of that."

No nutters in this Chelsea team f**k off Botch nuff said

Mini Cheddars (Red Leicester) Asda tropical granola Aldi Naga Naga rice Naan bread Hosstile CDX Cluster Dextrin

Something about Tifo Football makes me want to become a 55-year old, bald, hard-right English football hooligan.

This is what it's all about.

Patterson had a nightmare and his confidence seemed shot after the goal, but I like his attitude. I didn't get any impression that he was trying to hide and, whilst you'd like to think that would be a given for any international player, you had Cooper and Hendry at the back playing safe, square passes time and again and shirking any responsibility. I can remember him making goal-scoring contributions during the WC qualifiers in narrow wins against Moldova and the Faroes - matches not dissimilar to last night - which may well have been the difference between us finishing 2nd and 3rd. The raw talent is in there, but he clearly needs 50-100 games experience at even a half-decent level. Hickey is obviously way ahead of him, but I'd far rather Patterson as his stand-in than Tony Ralston.

This is a catchy number to be fair. The England game was 6 months ago but I still find myself humming this absent-mindedly in the shower or while doing dishes.

The Lawdie Shawnklun

I have a keen interest in football at all levels and would like to listen to both. However, I also have an embarrassingly large salary as well as coveted qualifications from a distinguished university, so I just can't justify listening to either.