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Yeah I’m still here sweetheart, I see you checking me out every couple of hours
Veeeeeeeeee Ellllllllllllllll
The Grass Is Greener and Bairnardo up a tree
C U Double-D L I N G(because they’re VLs)
The Grass Is Greener is a VL
The Grass Is Greener pokey bum wanks to Nina Simone vids on YouTube
@thegrassisgreener is a hamster molester
The Grass Is Greener is a chicken fucker
The Grass is Greener shags his maw
I could do with a bigger ladle
I just had a strawberry jam sandwhich